Hope n Change: Bernie Sanders’ supporters, an easily entertained group if there ever was one, were sent into waves of ecstasy when a tiny bird recently alighted on his podium mid-speech, perhaps hoping to enjoy a refreshing bath in his impassioned flecks of flying spittle. Or maybe it was trained by someone not really clear on the whole idea of sending political “tweets.”
That bird was a setup to promote his new slogan:
“A Sparrow In Every Pot”
(and it’s free range and 100% organic)
Looks like a gold finch.
Known to sit on bird feeders, returning as long as there is free food.
It is a social bird, and will gather in large flocks while seeking free food.
Perfect mascot for the socialist sanders and the dumb flocks voting for free stuff who attend sander’s campaign gatherings.
Bernie & Woodstock…
“Wahwahwahwahwahwah.”
“/// ///// //!”
“Wah, wahwahwah”
“// /// //!”
I can’t be sure, but that looks like one of the little birds I saw years ago pecking at horse turds looking for undigested oats. Not much has changed, at least in essence.
A bird in the hand is worth two I blame Bushs’.
One more bird-brain …
A bird in the hand is worth 70% of your income.
bird probably saw that nest on his head & confused it with its home
If that bird didn’t crap on Sanders’ noggin, then it didn’t do its job.
Just for fun, consider this…
Just before the Democrat Convention, the FBI announces that they have indeed been presenting evidence to a secret Federal Grand Jury, and they have returned multiple criminal indictments against the Hildebeest, all of her aides, and everyone else the Clintons and their major Democratic Party supporters ever knew, resulting in the complete collapse of Team Clinton.
Bernie Sanders, and his Merry Band of Occupy followers suddenly becomes The Official Democratic Nominee by popular consent at the Convention.
Then what??
What happens when Senator Bernie does a full Scalia, (or a Vince Foster midnight walk through Fort Marcie Park…) and ends up lying in repose in the Rotunda right before election day??
And who the hell is going to run as Bernie’s Veep??
Still think Trump has no clear path to the election?? When the Hildebeest goes down in flames her supporters could well flock to elect Trump to make for a better shot at a two-term Progressive in 2020. Lots of Republicans are doing similar math and coming up Trump as well. And if he’s running against Bernie as the Democrat nominee, who wouldn’t vote for Trump??
Look! Squirrel!