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Girl attacked by goose, internet laughs

Wednesday, 4 May 2016, 23:00 MJA Uncategorized 13

I did, too. Sue me.

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13 Comments on Girl attacked by goose, internet laughs

  1. Grab it just below the head, spin it as fast as you can, and you have a headless “duck” running in circles with blood spurting out the neck. Duck no bother you anymore.

    Are people really such wusses today?

  2. ducks ain’t so bad …. like a water chicken … like Mman said, pop their heads off ….Geese on the other hand are some of the nastiest birds on earth …. & if you get nipped by one, you’ll remember …. Farmers use them for guard dogs for a reason.

  3. I took my young daughter to a park one day to play and to feed the ducks and geese. One large white goose saw her shoelace and I guess thought it was a worm. The goose started attacking and chasing my daughter’s foot. Big, mean, vicious, and it hurt. I had to grab my daughter up and get out of there.

  6. I see no humor in this 5 yr olds terror and pain.

    significantly older sister must be a real treasure to leave the 5 yr old laying on the ground screaming.

    parents must be soooo proud.

  7. I used to go into rural yards for telephone work. the dogs I could handle, they love jerky. it’s the geese that terrified me. They are afraid of nothing and do not surrender. i

  9. I have a large bruise on my arm from a goose bite. This time of year they seem to go into Demonrat mode; hissing and biting everything and everyone – quite insane.

    izlamo delenda est …

  10. Menderman, I stumbled upon a couple geese flopping like crappies in the middle of the road, someone had just drove through them as they crossed the street. Being a compassionate duck hunter, I hopped out to wring their necks. As I was twirling the second one, some lady drove up from around the corner. She thought I was attacking the geese for sport and started screaming at me that she was going to call 911.

    I have to admit, in the middle of suburbia and had I not been witness to the procedure as a hunter, it must of looked somewhat disturbing to this lady. She did calm down after I told her what happened.

    I later found out that I could have gotten into a lot of trouble for killing wounded waterfowl out of season, a state and federal offense.

  13. My Sister used to have these horrible Peacocks on Her Farm( also

    excellent Security Guards) Her Kids hated the meanest one, just like

    Geese, they’d wait til Your back was turned…and attack

    As a gift, My Sister gave our Dad a Jack Russell named Captain

    Stubby( bowlegged pure muscle machine) Dad was an avid Hunter,

    and although He liked Captain Stubby…He had to bring Him back

    Because Stubby always followed Him into the woods…scaring the

    Deer away….As Dad brought Stubby back to the Farm and let Him

    out of the truck…the mean Peacock screamed and charged Captain

    Stubby…Captain Stubby tore the Peacocks head off…My Sister cried

    the children rejoiced…and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe

    I still cannot Believe Gordon Lightfoot hasn’t written a song about

    this.

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