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10 Comments on Bernie’s Memorial Day *Free Beer Special
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I like beer
it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer…
Order a beer and we will force the guy next to you to pay for it.
But you don’t get to choose the beer.
The government will choose the best beer for you and everyone else.
Besides, who needs 50 flavors of beer?
We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you!
A beer a day keeps the doctor away!
@MJA
Correct title should read “Bernie’s Memorial Day *Free Beer Special at Hillary’s Pub”
You know “free shit”(Bernie) from “free bull shit” (Hillary). 😉
The actual ad might read this way, but the way it will actually work is this, by one beer for the price of three, when you complain about the cost, you are told to submit an application to the “Special House Intelligence Task Force Organization Responsible for Beer Reimbursement And Refunds Department Section” or as it is more commonly known as “SHIT FOR BRAINS”. After reviewing your application they will explain that the extra cost is caused by the greedy Big Business Profiteers who MUST be punished, even though the government took over ALL beer production after Emperor Hillary destroyed the vast right-wing conspiracy that was threatening our nations FREE education and healthcare. (only kidding, hopefully)
MSG Grumpy
Shouldn’t it be buy one for the price of three and receive a half empty can free?
THAT’S Hillary’s pub, Bob!
… an you don’t wanna know whuts in that half empty can!!
Free beer for everybody. Kids pay later.