MirrorUK: Church of England parish priest Gareth Jones yelled ‘I have diplomatic immunity’ as he attacked emergency crews who found him passed out in central London.
A Church of England vicar shouted: ‘I’m from the Vatican, you’re f*****’ as he lashed out at police following a nightclub vodka binge.
Parish priest Gareth Jones, 36, screamed: ‘I have diplomatic immunity’ as he punched, kicked, bit and spat at a police officer and a paramedic who found him passed out in his clerical frock in Covent Garden, central London.
When paramedic Ian Pollock gently shook the passed-out pastor at 2.30am to check he was alright, he awoke and growled: ‘I am going to f*** you up.’
Jones threatened to attack Mr Pollock but was unable to stand up due to his inebriated state.
He had downed three bottles of wine, several pints of beer, a number of gin and tonics and a large quantity of vodka. MORE
h/t Unashamed Domestic Dame
A Church of England vicar shouted: ‘I’m from the Vatican, you’re f*****’ as he lashed out at police following a nightclub vodka binge.
Catholic impersonator?
“He had downed three bottles of wine, several pints of beer, a number of gin and tonics and a large quantity of vodka”
Holy Crap. Must be a relative.
Wine, beer, gin and tonics, and vodka. What, no choir boys? What is the Church coming to?
Good place to be drunk. So are the Ozarks – tonight. 😉
The Devil made him do it.
– F. Wilson
He’s a Jesuit infiltrator who blew his cover in a moment of drunken honesty.
Sir, is this how you bring people to God?
How’s that working out for you?
KMM’s suggestion seemed silly at first glance, but I’m thinking he may have hit the nail on the head with this one.
Consuming that much alcohol, I’m surprised he’s even alive.
Regarding my first comment….
Says he’s a Church of England vicar who stated he was “from the Vatican” (which is Roman Catholic, not Church of England). Confusing….haha!
Looks to me like a simple case of alcoholic blackout. Welcome to AA!