I quit my job to breastfeed my boyfriend every two hours – IOTW Report

I quit my job to breastfeed my boyfriend every two hours

NYP: A mom is breastfeeding her boyfriend — 20 years after having children.

Jennifer Mulford took time off from her job as a bartender to induce breastfeeding because she wants to start an adult breastfeeding relationship (ABR) with Brad Leeson.

Because she has not given birth to a baby recently, she and Brad, 36, need to “dry feed” every two hours to fool her body into thinking she is feeding a child so she starts producing milk.  MORE

42 Comments on I quit my job to breastfeed my boyfriend every two hours

  1. Micheal and Barry have been attempting the same thing but try as they might Barry has been unable to produce any milk.

    Hillary and Huma have also been trying but Huma’s hairy nipples have caused Hillary to have severe coughing fits affecting her campaign.

  2. Two babies are in a playpen when one asks the other, “Do you breastfeed?”

    “I sure do and I love it!” says the other child.

    “Well, I hate it!” replies the first baby.

    “Why?”

    “Because I hate the taste of cigars.”

    “WHAAAT?”

    “Yeah, my Dad smokes Tiparellos.”

  3. What bathroom does she use to breastfeed him? I assume she will probably also want to do it in public, like at a chain restaurant dinner table so we can bear witness to their mental illness.

  4. Gays have been practicing a similar bonding method for a very long time, often in seedy restrooms with an apendage slightly south of the breasts. Milk is not part of the equation.

  5. So what is SHE getting out of this relationship with her breastfeeding boyfriend? Anything south of the beltline? if he’s THAT infantile (mentally), I’m not too sure about HIS southern appendages working.

  6. She actively searched for men to do this with and even the men on Craigslist thought she was crazy. If she didn’t find Brad, I can image her next step would have been to molest children.
    So gross.

  7. Well, you wanna know why I posted this story? Not for the sheer sickness and stupidity of those people, but for the fact that she quit her job AND she’s doing this. Judging from the looks of their place and the looks of them, WE are supporting that freak on unemployment or some kind of disability program. And we don’t know how we’re ‘helping’ Brad with our money, either.

    [For those complaining- We post over 32+ political and non political stories all day . You don’t like this one? wait a half hour. Or turn in an application 😉 ]

  8. @MJA; It’s posts like yours that keep me (and I suspect a lot of other people) coming back to IOTWR. I can only tolerate a certain amount of unadulterated politics before becoming comatose, so you just keep on keepin’ on.

    And just ignore those low-class complainers.

    😛

  9. Is there some new government obamafit she gets paid to leave work to do this or something? We haven’t begun to see the granular special interests coming out demanding equality if democrats stay in the white house.

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