Would you like a shaplier bellybutton? – IOTW Report

Would you like a shaplier bellybutton?

CBS: It’s a tiny body part, but for some, it can make a big difference during swimsuit season, say plastic surgeons who’ve seen an uptick in requests for belly button surgery.

New York City plastic surgeon Dr. Matthew Schulman said he’s had more requests this year from women with “outies” who want an “innie” belly button.

Dr. David H. Song, president of the American Society of Plastic Surgeons and chief of plastic surgery at University of Chicago Medicine, agreed. “There’s a lot of belly button surgery going on,” he told CBS News.

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16 Comments on Would you like a shaplier bellybutton?

  1. Belly button plastic surgery? Hmm. That sounds pretty good! I’d like to have my navel reconstructed with a very small umbilical hernia incorporated so that when I tense my abdominal muscles, out pops what looks like a tiny fist flipping a tiny bird.

    Yeah, I could have fun with that!

  2. As my age cohort gets…well…more aged, a lot of the women I know who got their belly buttons pierced in their 20’s are now regretting it. Especially after a pregnancy or two, the scars from their once small, cute little belly buttons are substantially bigger. I know more than one woman who has gone in to get some work done for this.

    Those piercings and tats you thought were cool in your youth are gonna come back to bite you in the ass, people. Thank god I was too broke in those days to waste money on a tattoo!

  3. I had a co-worker who had her belly button piercing tear completely through, once it healed the moron had it re-done.. As for Tattoos.. who doesn’t like a chic with letters on her back?.. it gives you something to read while your in the shitter.. ( I read that somewhere.. still laughing..)

  4. @AnnThracts

    Back in my day we didn’t have such clamps. Ma had to hold a rock to her belly and pa would use the bucket loader to apply pressure. Ma had to lie there for nearly a week but she picked a good rock cuz I gots me a cover of Men’s Health caliber innie.

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