Probably that toilet paper they put in public restrooms and highway rest stops. You know, the kind you wouldn’t even steal unless you needed a quick refill for your belt sander.
🙂
I love giving gifts to people.
I’ve just ordered a box to be shipped to the White House.
The White House bathrooms were re-fitted with holders for rolls of Brawny® seven and one half years ago…
when I was in college myself and 4 other guys were renting a house in town. We were a tad short of TP one day so we borrowed some from campus.
Of course, the roll dispensers were locked to prevent just such a scheme, but come on. This was an ENGINEERING COLLEGE, did they really expect a lock to keep us from our goal?
Can you imagine the part of the video when the announcer says, “and…the agony of defeat”?
Oh, please … the White Hut keeps a bucket of sand next to the water closet … everybody knows that!
izlamo delenda est …
Maybe it does make some kind of sense. Mark Zuckerberg is a professional ass-wipe, while most of his facebookies are strictly amateur ass-wipes.
Vietvet – I agree, the kind that has 180 grit wet-or-dry printed on the back.
Well I’ve heard of professional ass KISSERS, why not professional ass wipers?
right up there with nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills…
I heard on a commercial the other day:
“relief from that unwanted gas.”
Unwanted? Is there some that IS wanted?
Hillary wipes…with a cloth.
i always wondered what those bathroom attendants were for. It turns out they are professionals.
Hillary needs to clean up with a garden hose run by Huma. Part of the job description.
And from our friends “Down Under”…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMSvWhhA5A4
Probably that toilet paper they put in public restrooms and highway rest stops. You know, the kind you wouldn’t even steal unless you needed a quick refill for your belt sander.
🙂
I love giving gifts to people.
I’ve just ordered a box to be shipped to the White House.
The White House bathrooms were re-fitted with holders for rolls of Brawny® seven and one half years ago…
when I was in college myself and 4 other guys were renting a house in town. We were a tad short of TP one day so we borrowed some from campus.
Of course, the roll dispensers were locked to prevent just such a scheme, but come on. This was an ENGINEERING COLLEGE, did they really expect a lock to keep us from our goal?
Can you imagine the part of the video when the announcer says, “and…the agony of defeat”?
Oh, please … the White Hut keeps a bucket of sand next to the water closet … everybody knows that!
izlamo delenda est …
Maybe it does make some kind of sense. Mark Zuckerberg is a professional ass-wipe, while most of his facebookies are strictly amateur ass-wipes.
Vietvet – I agree, the kind that has 180 grit wet-or-dry printed on the back.
Well I’ve heard of professional ass KISSERS, why not professional ass wipers?
Don’t knock it unless you’ve tried it.