Midnight at the oasis Sunday, 17 July 2016, 22:00 MJA Uncategorized 11 Sheriff: Naked couple arrested on stolen lawn mower
I wonder if the lawnmower they stole belonged to the miscreant that stole their clothes? Tit for Tat!
So what else could they have done. I would have “borrowed” anything I could find if my clothes were stolen while skinny dipping.
I caught my wife riding the lawn mower naked, but complaining did no good. He couldn’t speak English.
I wonder if the lawnmower they stole belonged to the miscreant that stole their clothes? Tit for Tat!
He said he got the old Bush Hog reved up pretty good, but nuthin runs like his dear…
So much for having your court records sealed.
Jasper county sounds like a thieves paradise.
So what else could they have done. I would have “borrowed” anything I could find if my clothes were stolen while skinny dipping.
I’m trying to picture how they both rode home on the mower; was she sitting on his lap?
The male perp has been identified – his name is Evin Rude.
Are there pictures (needing eye bleach) or is the Clorox just for ring-around-the-collar?
I caught my wife riding the lawn mower naked, but complaining did no good. He couldn’t speak English.
Was it a Toro lawnmower? Because I’m sensing a lot of bull in their story.
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Did she call him John Dear all the way home?