The European Terror Attack Emergency Kit – IOTW Report

The European Terror Attack Emergency Kit

From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service: Reports from the State Department confirm that the rise in terror-related attacks in Europe are leaving the Obama Administration stymied. Some within the State Department are saying that President Obama blames John Kerry for refusing to deploy their European Terror Attack Emergency Kit.

“Secretary Kerry has been reticent to bring out the big guns,” said one State Department source. “And now President Obama thinks that was an error in judgment on his part.”

When asked what this Emergency Kit consisted of, the source was unwilling to go into specifics.

“I can only tell you that the last time we deployed the Emergency Kit was in Paris.”

11 Comments on The European Terror Attack Emergency Kit

  1. No. I haven’t banned you. But I will tell you that I had to add a couple of additional layers of security to my site after a couple of massive attacks happened. And on a couple of occasions, innocent bystanders got swept up in the net. Feel free to email me your IP address and I’ll manually check to see if it got slammed.

    Email at PatriotRetort@twcny.rr.com and I’ll check if your IP hit.

  2. “Secretary Kerry has been reticent to bring out the big guns,”

    Fuckin Idiot needs a dictionary.

    Prolly means “hesitant” … not “reticent” … but who knows, with these idiots.

    Not just being picky, here – these people have a substantial control over the future of this country – the State of the World, so to speak. They should, at least, speak English.

    izlamo delenda est …

  3. Oh, wait … I mean … I knew that!
    I was just trying to be … uh … funny … yeah!
    I was tryin to be funny!
    Really … really … I was … I was … rilly (*sniff*)

    izlamo delenda est …

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