Corpse Flower To Give Off Nearly 36 Hours Of ‘Peak Stench’ When It Blooms Monday At Botanical Garden.
NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) — The anticipated blooming of an exotic flower will have crowds at the New York Botanical Garden in the Bronx holding their noses.
CBS2’s Steve Langford reported the corpse flower, a rare species from Sumatra that general blossoms only once a decade, and when it does, it gives off a killer aroma.
“The few ways I’ve heard the smell is described is rotting meat and a dead body,” one girl said. MORE
You know your privates stink when you use a seal a meal to put on your underwear.
Bring it to the Democrat convention and pace it next to the area for the media. I want to see the look on Stephanopolous’ face when he weasels’ for Hillary while having to breath air saturated by that massive stink flower! Heck, I might take time off from work to go and see that in person. That would make my Mastercard fees priceless!
Is that a mop handle sticking out of those giant ass cheeks? I didn’t know she would stoop so low as to do any kind of physical work, but I could understand the mess she must leave behind her.
Unruly, some people have been known to drag toilet paper behind them when coming out of the bathroom. She drags the whole mop!
I’m confused. I thought the DNC lasted longer than 36 hours.
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LOL, I’m a member of the Botanic Garden, it’s only six train stops from me on Metro-North, AND I’m on vacation this week. Maybe I’ll live dangerously and check it out.
This sounds like a job for Gwyneth Paltrow! Ram that vajayjay swisher up there!
And for SW Floridians, we’ve got two of them on show at Marie Selby Gardens in Sarasota. Seymore is blooming right now and Aubrey will bloom next month.
The botanical name is Amorphophallus titanum which means “giant misshapen penis.”
Who the hell dresses the First Lady, a blind person? What a horror show so many of her clothes are! The theme for a M. Obama runway show has to be, SEND IN THE CLOWNS. Her wardrobe is as discordant as her husband’s foreign policy; heck, his whole tyrannical reign.
Mooch is a man. A hideous, loathsome man
Uh, Sam? That’s a photoshop. Take a look at the pic of the flower, then turn your computer upside down and look at Big Maw’s dress.
Or stand on your head! hhhhhaa
Aren’t some of the angry DNC visitors doing a Fart-In tonight?
“I’m Gary Owens in beautiful downtown Burbank!”
Hey Mooch, Massengill has a remedy for that stench…