ROK: In a stunning, but predictable, display of female hamstering, Loryn Brantz, illustrator at large and Buzzfeed columnist, decided that she wished to partake in full participation at a nude beach while on vacation, and then got annoyed that men looked at her while doing such. Once back in her journalistic safe space, she decides to commit her harrowing ordeal of feminist triumph to the Internet, and that event, along with whatever accompanying train of thought it may or may not have had, will be our topic on this one. MORE
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Never underestimate how low the IQ can go of an Obama/Hillary voter.
Nah, she’s pissed because NOBODY looked. She’s homesteaded the Homely look.
Mammaries? That’s not nude.
I bet she’s cool with the NY Post nude-shaming Melania though.
I work in NYC, and me and my male co-workers refer to her look and attitude as “pigeon ugly”. It’s defined as decent body, too tight clothes, ugly face, over confident on your looks. Like a NYC pigeon walking around the street like a peacock.
I used to live close to a nude beach, although I never participated. My conclusion was that most people look better with some clothing, however skimpy, covering what needs to be covered. Christmas was always better when the presents were still wrapped.
Her tits look like big yellow orbs with omg printed on them….How can I judge?….Did her mom drink during her pregnancy?…
OMG!
I haven’t been 13 in a number of years.
White tits matter
Looks like the kind of, “writer,” that might still be using crayons. No chichi’s!
If people were looking, it was simply to determine her, “it-ness.” As in, “What is it? Girl or boy”
They’re called “private parts” for a reason. Keep ’em private. Please.
FFS put some clothes on!
Titiot.
While focused on who was looking at her, I wonder if she looked at anyone else. Of course she did!
She is not even a butterface.
She’s mad because they looked and then smirked or outright laughed themselves silly.
Talk about pasty white. I thought I was mighty pale ’til I got a look at her.
Classic feminism fucktwittle.
I have a brain, therefore I cannot be a sex object.
No, wait, I want to be a sex object so that I can condemn being seen
as a sex object.
That’s it.
Look at my tits … How DARE you look at my tits!!!
Boils down to- the bitch is crazy.
All feminists are.
Hey out there….
Anyone nude blogging? Anyone? Anyone?
I’m wondering who took her picture. She has a husband? Good grief he must be made from the Obozo Pussy Mold.
Eugenia,
Check out the “Walking around in a bikini” link in her story. There’s a picture of him there. He’s much hotter than she is.
Last paragraph of her actual article: Surprisingly, I’m looking forward to trying it again, but at a different beach. Ideally one with more women and more privacy. Hopefully, by my 32nd birthday, the world will be a little more ready for my tits, and I’ll be a little more ready to enjoy them.
Hmm…me thinks the crazy is strong in this one. I read, “I want to be an exhibitionist, but I don’t want anyone to see me.” Alternately, someone needs a nice backyard pool and a really high fence.
Shocking he looks like a semi grown up pajama boy that probably spent his youth telling everyone he was a feminist to proudly score a feminist woman that can now boss him around. Good luck with that!!
Can you please put one of those yellow “OMG!” circles over her face?
She’s lucky men even looked at her.
Stupid slut
The Mad Jewess, Trust me, they didn’t. That’s why she wants to go back again. She should be guarding a mid evil bridge.
Oy,
Look doll, the only place you’re going to get that nudist freedom is in a nudist colony.
You are a Poser,
Now go pose elsewhere
Even worse than when men stared at her was when cats started throwing sand on her, trying to bury her like the turd she is.
Mundo, like the blind guy walking through the fish market, good evening ladies.
before she told her husband they just had to go to a nude beach, she fantasized about the hundreds of adoring male fans reveling in her stunning beauty.
Sadly, she was disappointed.
@Brad, oh geez I found ‘his’ facebook. What hell is that thing? Gay male? Shemale? It doesn’t even rate pussified Obozo status.
Hee, there’s a nudist camp 3 miles down the road from me. I have never had the urge to visit. They only use it in the summer as none want to get naked in the snowbelt winters.
Eugenia , I know LOCO would do it. LOL. Honestly, who’s on top.
Someone mention me?
LOL, you little dawg you.
We know you wouldn’t be at the nudie beach, Brad.
No concealed carry…
Or would you find a way?
@LBS, under his hat, where else?
Loco, my entire body is a weapon. Look out, I’ll poke you in the eye.
I’ll be at the tiki bar.
Too easy to get injured playing volleyball nude.
I won’t even mention corn hole…
Meet you there.
I would not eff her with my worst enemy’s dick.
I swim in front of the SS gals naked! Come to think of it, in front of the SS guys, too! Does that count?
As a naked beach, I mean …
Funny, but they all stare at the sky when I’m swimming – must be on the lookout for drones, or something.