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Political Life Alert

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7 Comments on Political Life Alert

  1. She didn’t fall
    it was sniper fire
    it was a vast Right-wing conspiracy
    it was a security review
    it was an inter-agency dispute
    it was allowed
    it was recommended
    James Comey said she didn’t fall
    Sir Edmund Hillary whom she was not named after never fell…

    Benghazi fell

  2. I could live with daily news alerts about Hillary languishing in a vegetative state.

    I’d look forward to the updates about how Bill or Chelsea were nowhere to be found while Huma was forced to change Hillary’s soiled Depends ever 4 hours.

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