Breitbart: TEL AVIV – An Iranian Grand Ayatollah recently said that the Mahdi – the Shi’ite version of the messiah – will arrive in a “super-modern vessel like a spaceship” and that until that time there will be no “peace, security, or decency” on earth.
Ayatollah Naser Makarem Shirazi was answering questions about the arrival of the Mahdi, otherwise known as the Hidden Imam, who according to Islamic eschatology will conquer the world before the Day of Judgment, ridding it of evil. Shirazi’s explanations, translated and published Friday by the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), were based on Islamic teachings and hadiths, as well as quotes from preceding Imams.
Shirazi explained that when the Imam arrives there will no longer be sunlight in the world. Instead, the “land will be illuminated by divine light.” MORE
Will it be Ballistic?
Now I see the brilliance of Obama in making ” muslim outreach ” NASA’s main mission. Also explains his nuclear deal with Iran. Just trying to get in good graces with the other closet imam.
“The Hidden Imam”
hmm….
That sounds like a GREAT name
for the nuclear bomb to drop on Mecca!
OH, SO THAT’S HOW THE ANTICHRIST WILL PRESENT HIMSELF!!
Is he talking about Barry?
Look, Christians never change their doctrine, never introduce scifi blasphemy, etc… and yet we’re considered the ones who have a mythological religion. Right, okay then. Enjoy ur ‘aliens’.
He’s talkin’ about Buck Rogers, Space aman.
Sorry, Haji – It’s already been done –
https://youtu.be/pSY4fEEg4j0
.
Hidden or closeted?
Tee hee. Is the imam going to ride in on a great modern bird named Toruk?
Oh wait a sec, that’s another fantasy scenario. Nevermind muzzie.
“Tee hee. Is the imam going to ride in on a great modern bird named Toruk?”
What am I, chopped liver?
Looks like this imam has been reading about NASA and Planet X on the internet between searches for sex with goats, little kids, naked virgins, and reading adds about bacon cheeseburgers. The spaceship would of course be the planet on a fly-by, and any extra-terrestrial happenings would be attributed to that fly-by. So, this shows they haven’t got a pig’s fart in Hell of delivering on their visions of grandeur. If the goat lovers find his hidden laptop and internet link, he is beheaded.
So, the Mahdo will arrive in a “super-modern vessel like a spaceship.”
That might be amusing and productive to arrange…(-:
Will he have a book in his hand titled: To Serve Man ?
The hidden imam? Is that what muzzies call their peckers these days?
My name Jose Mayonnaise, I am a space imam.
Ed Sullivan: Oh, I see, is that your crash helmet?
Jose: I hope naut.
(From The Ed Sullivan show, 1960’s. Fogetabouit, y’all are too young.)
Moe Tom, we have a decent contingent of geezers here. I remember Bill Dana quite well, and also the plate spinners and trained dog acts Ed loved to put on the air.
How I picture it:
https://youtu.be/snTaSJk0n_Y?t=96
.
Slim Pickens will drop down on Mecca.
Do the muzzies believe in Scientology? Or are they followers of crazy Louie?
‘ and that until that time there will be no “peace, security, or decency” on earth.’
Get rid of Pisslam and the problem is solved.
http://photos.costume-works.com/full/alien_in_his_spaceship.jpg
So that’s how Imam B. Hussein Obutthole got here
I think the Ayatollah has been smoking Afghanistan opium and interpreting his visions under the influence of camel piss.
I have an idea about how to light up the moslem world without using the Sun …
Don’t need no secret imam, neither!
izlamo delenda est …
Like the Guild Navigator in Dune? That would be cool.
Kneel before Zod!
Eugenia,
I was picturing a similar thing.
There will be “peace, security, and decency on earth” as soon as we drop radioactive dust or a ME gene specific mutated bacteria on Mecca during the hajj.