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Name something you might get hit with if you were at the park

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  1. a truncheon
    a billy club
    a black jack
    a baton
    a ball bat
    a baseball
    a softball
    a pistol butt
    a rock
    a tree limb
    a karate kick
    a flying monkey
    a swung cat
    an overpriced coffee cup
    an open hand
    a closed fist
    a baseball
    a soccer ball
    a golf ball
    a horseshoe
    a lawn dart
    a croquet ball
    a croquet mallet
    a polo ball
    a polo pony
    a pie meant for Soupy Sales
    a pair of brass knuckles
    The Day The Earth Stood Still flying saucer
    Godzilla .. or that Cloverfield monster
    … & worst of all … used Depends flung out a non-descript black Chevy Suburban van hauling ass to Chelsea’s Apartment/Emergency Room in Manhattan … stat

  2. Bucket of red paint symbolizing blood from the gaggle of semi-naked PETA activists who don’t like that I’m wearing leather shoes and a leather belt while eating a double bacon cheeseburger.

  3. Randomly hit up by a stranger asking me for a light, a dollar or the time of day – while I keeping my eyes on his, move my hand towards my CC and tell him I neither smoke, carry cash or wear a watch.

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