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Name Something You’d Hate To Hear During Sex

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  1. Her yelling out her best girlfriends name!
    Her parents yelling our names after letting themselves into our apartment!
    The Police pounding on the door demanding to know if she is alright because her screaming worried the neighbors that she was being hurt.(this really happened!)
    Her boyfriend yelling “Hey,why is the chain on the door”.
    Your boss saying “and in here is our storage room”.

  2. On the radio – What’s it gonna be boy, yes or no….
    “Paradise By The Dashboard Light”
    This actually happened to me in 1981. It ended the mood in about 10 seconds after the song started.

  3. True Story.. Would I Lie?
    An 88 year old woman calls 911 says her husband is having a heart attack.
    Paramedics arrive at the house and commence first aid.
    PM. Ma’am How old is your husband?
    Mrs. He’s 89.
    PM What was he doing when this happened?
    Mrs. We were having sex.
    PM, Sex, at your age, my goodness.
    Mrs. Well we have this metronome, that goes very slow, like tick, tock, in, out, up, down, nice and easy. But today, the window was open, and the fucking Ice Cream truck came by and he went ape shit on me.
    The PM fainted.

  4. Well, I’ve heard that your lover will say “Slow down.”, a lady of the evening will say “Hurry up!” and some wives will say “Let’s paint the ceiling beige.” so I’m going with the last one.
    (our ceiling is off white, so far)

    What’s Bill Clinton’s idea of foreplay? “Hey, you awake?”.

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