The Perp ^
TSG: A Florida man was arrested for domestic battery after striking his live-in boyfriend with a cup of ramen.
Michael Herrick, 40, and his beau “got into a verbal argument at their residence in regards to questions of infidelity,” according to an arrest affidavit detailing the confrontation Friday.
The 12:30 AM dispute in the couple’s Pinellas Park home turned violent when Herrick threw a cup of ramen noodles at the victim, who was struck in the neck by the noodles. Herrick, cops noted, said that “water was thrown on him” prior to his noodle tossing. Read the rest here
Just playing Lady and the Tramp.
annie Go Trump
Attempted murder via blunt force, drowning, and strangulation.
I wonder why he didn’t throw a fork too.
Raw Man Ramen Rumpus Row
Rammer Ramens Rammee.
“Funny” Man Over-the-Top Chop Schtick
Failure to use noodle results in flying noodles.
Huh. Totally looks like a salad tosser, whoda thunk he’s a noodle tosser too?
Assault with a wet noodle.
Maybe his boyfriend called him stupid and he just wanted to show him that he could use his noodle.
Whipped with a wet noodle.
Everybody Loves Ramen
Police Suppress Violent Homo Noodlefest
I believe they were more interested in the Bottom Ramen…
If you look in his eyes you can see the back of his skull.
Dustin Hoffman & Tom Cruise will star in the film adaptation.
A wet noodle is smarter than these 2 idjits. I guess they both like raw men. Oodle boodle, kit and caboodle, all this fuss over a silly old noodle, wonder if there they also had a poodle.
RamMan noodles
Just think if the guy had fallen down and broke his neck after getting hit. This could be the headline:
“Man murders his lover with his noodle”
Sissy Boy Slap Fight…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qmusLsA-jG0
Noodle puffer noodle hosility
Noodle puffer noodle brutality
It’s Ramening Men (by Two Tons of Fun)
A repeat of an old cannibal joke, Two cannibals were sitting around a campfire eating a bowl of soup and one cannibal said to the other, “I hate my mother in law” and the other cannibal said “Just shut up and eat the noodles”. NOODLE, NOODLE, NOODLE!!!
You got served!
I coulda *sworn* it said the homo threw
a cup of semen at his boyfriend.
Confirmation Bias at work….
Geoff the aardvark….why don’t cannibals eat clowns?……………………….WRONG, it’s cuz their shoes take too long to eat….
Well, it’s probably safe to say they weren’t arguing about this:
Spermidine found to lengthen lifespan in mice and to promote cardiovascular health
That’s a new one on me and the clown shoes must be tough to swallow in one bite. And the shoelaces get in the way as well.
Crouching Felcher, Hidden Sausage
Jimmy, what they forgot to tell you was that spermidine also causes cancer in mice.
…can you just imagine the new Warning Labels they’ll have to print?
“Do not use these noodles as a weapon, particularly when dry”
… & the Background Checks the Grocery Stores will have to implement?
… & restrictions on buying more than 10 at a time!
“Always throw Noodles WITH water. Never throw water BEFORE Noodles”
Ramenbo – First Blood
His boyfriend was kanoodling another guy. Go figure!
I’m gun be rammin dis cup up yo asssssss!!!
Thirty lashes with a wet noodle.
2 gays, 1 cup (of noodles)
Noshing nest-mate nails Noodle Neck in Nag-Fest
Canoodling Leads To Noodling.
Sorry BFH but my money was on “Keebler Elves from Port St Lucie demoted to fudgepacker after dispute”
no scratching and pulling hair?
Hillary voters play house.
is that Michael Chicklet?
…with hair?