19 Comments on Why did the chicken cross the road?
Egg-cellent!!!!!
Pretty racist damn video.
Fox News is reporting Fidel Castro has reached his Expiration date.
Bad_Brad. My mom just told me that!
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The chicken crossed the road because he was frightened of the side he’d been on.
I know why the free range chicken crossed the road
And then there was the day I found a dead chicken in the middle of the road…..
All I could do was ask, “WHY?”
A joke from my little niece many years ago.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Cuz he didn’t have the guts!
Sorry….. the chicken joke reminded me of it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see a man laying bricks….
The disco chicken is worse than the song Disco Duck. When I was walking into the convenience store in Sandpoint, Id. early last Monday morning to get a cup of coffee I noticed a white chicken just hanging around outside the door. The clerk told me the chicken is from the house behind the store and likes to hang around because people feed it. He even told me someone thought it was a rooster when it clearly was a hen.
I’d get on conference calls with a guy whose rooster would crow maybe five or six times during the call.
I thought he was crazy to tolerate that noise all day.
Then one day it finally dawned on me that that was his e-mail alert. D’oh!
He crossed the road to go to the disco because he heard that there was a hen party going on. Can you imagine Foghorn Leghorn at a disco, saying to the little chicken hawk grooving away to the disco music, “I’d say that there music don’t makes no sense and is too loud and obnoxious boy. Turn it down before I have to come over and kick your little skinny ass. Turn it down boy cuz it’s making me sick and you should know better than listen to music like that.”
Wow, chicken or no chicken, that was annoying.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Gordon Ramsay sez: “Because IT WASN’T FUCKIN COOKED YET!”
To prove to the opossum it could be done.
This would make a good Chick Fil A commercial.
Two observations.
So simplistically annoying I skipped up the play bar and saw several quick takes on the inane dance moves shopped from chicken footage.
If this is a new dance craze, I’ll be king of the dance floor. I got these moves down. Unfortunately I’m a natural.
Egg-cellent!!!!!
Pretty racist damn video.
Fox News is reporting Fidel Castro has reached his Expiration date.
Bad_Brad. My mom just told me that!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
The chicken crossed the road because he was frightened of the side he’d been on.
I know why the free range chicken crossed the road
And then there was the day I found a dead chicken in the middle of the road…..
All I could do was ask, “WHY?”
A joke from my little niece many years ago.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Cuz he didn’t have the guts!
Sorry….. the chicken joke reminded me of it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see a man laying bricks….
The disco chicken is worse than the song Disco Duck. When I was walking into the convenience store in Sandpoint, Id. early last Monday morning to get a cup of coffee I noticed a white chicken just hanging around outside the door. The clerk told me the chicken is from the house behind the store and likes to hang around because people feed it. He even told me someone thought it was a rooster when it clearly was a hen.
I’d get on conference calls with a guy whose rooster would crow maybe five or six times during the call.
I thought he was crazy to tolerate that noise all day.
Then one day it finally dawned on me that that was his e-mail alert. D’oh!
He crossed the road to go to the disco because he heard that there was a hen party going on. Can you imagine Foghorn Leghorn at a disco, saying to the little chicken hawk grooving away to the disco music, “I’d say that there music don’t makes no sense and is too loud and obnoxious boy. Turn it down before I have to come over and kick your little skinny ass. Turn it down boy cuz it’s making me sick and you should know better than listen to music like that.”
Wow, chicken or no chicken, that was annoying.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Gordon Ramsay sez: “Because IT WASN’T FUCKIN COOKED YET!”
To prove to the opossum it could be done.
This would make a good Chick Fil A commercial.
Two observations.
So simplistically annoying I skipped up the play bar and saw several quick takes on the inane dance moves shopped from chicken footage.
If this is a new dance craze, I’ll be king of the dance floor. I got these moves down. Unfortunately I’m a natural.
And don’t forget the infamous Nancy Pelosi techno chicken…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtCNDx5FiLk
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because it had a chicken stuck on its dick