With most men, one testicles is larger than the other.
With General Mattis, ALL his testicles are larger than the others.
He once got pulled over… let the cop off with a warning.
his mother has a tatoo that says SON
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for Mad Dog is with me…
Back in 2004, Gen Mattis overheard an Iraqi insurgent in Fallujah talking shit about the Corps
Mattis kicked the ba’astard in the nuts so hard that he still cant get it up for any of his 72 virgins
He eats horse shoes, chews concertina wire, pisses napalm, and picks his teeth with a backhoe. Urrrrahh!
And, oh, the libs hate him, which is why I love him, also his men adore him.
Also one Christmas day, when he was a Brig. Gen., being a bachelor,
he took guard duty for a young Marine officer who had a family.
Great story. Semper Fi.
A 21st century George S. Patton Jr. What this country DESPERATELY needs! I’d vote for him when Trump leaves office!
He has Chuck Norris on his lawn?
He has Chuck mow his lawn. Twice a week, even in Winter.
Love it! Same, btw, thought about the Norris jokes, especially how he was born the day Hitler committed suicide. “Coincidence? I think not!”
His driver is Jack Bauer.
He’s got a holstered Chuck Norris as backup…
In a Living Room
Some Dogs And Bears
Playing Texas Hold’em
An open chair
Art Memes
http://picpaste.com/A_Real_Cad.jpg
meanwhile
in the Library
msNBC CNN ABC Big Bad Wolfs Blitzers
ala huffs n puffs
Plotting Scheming
Wicked Dreaming
The Rock is his chef.
Semper Fi.
A Warrior’s Warrior.
He has a Bigfoot for a pet.
Th th th thats JACK BAUER! He’s coming for ME!
https://youtu.be/It6FLHJfYoQ
(one of the most epic 24 scenes)
Mathis’ chauffeur is named Kato.
With most men, one testicles is larger than the other.
With General Mattis, ALL his testicles are larger than the others.
He once got pulled over… let the cop off with a warning.
his mother has a tatoo that says SON
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for Mad Dog is with me…
Back in 2004, Gen Mattis overheard an Iraqi insurgent in Fallujah talking shit about the Corps
Mattis kicked the ba’astard in the nuts so hard that he still cant get it up for any of his 72 virgins
He eats horse shoes, chews concertina wire, pisses napalm, and picks his teeth with a backhoe. Urrrrahh!
And, oh, the libs hate him, which is why I love him, also his men adore him.
Also one Christmas day, when he was a Brig. Gen., being a bachelor,
he took guard duty for a young Marine officer who had a family.
Great story. Semper Fi.
A 21st century George S. Patton Jr. What this country DESPERATELY needs! I’d vote for him when Trump leaves office!
And if he runs next election:
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tN38KLytNVo/WEYgzf0Yh9I/AAAAAAAAAs0/-XaqKS4HrsMM7L9JAKYRG9CIUh9h4vOTQCLcB/s1600/mad.jpg
😉
Why is it when I’m shopping at The Man Store, I can’t find someone like him on Aisle 5?