Posh cheese festival descends into chaos as woman “elbowed in the boob”
Mirror UK: An artisan cheese festival descended into chaos last night.
The “fromage-themed extravaganza” took place on Wednesday at London’s famous Borough Market, and hordes turned up, all eager to get a taste of free cheese.
More than 18,000 people said they were attending on Facebook, and it seems many of them actually went (unlike most events). It was too packed. People vented their annoyance at the festival, complaining of ‘dangerous overcrowding’.
Only adding to the misery, others were frustrated at the appearance of a group of vegan protesters, who hurled insults in an anti-cheese demonstration while streaming videos of sad-looking cows. more
Photo: Instagram/Andrew m Byodd
Vegans can be so diss-a-brie-able.
Wasn’t there a Monty Python skit making fun of a bunch of French cheese (fromage) eating lovers? I seem to remember one but I’m not sure.
They could always grab the vegans by their hair and…oh wait, that’s right.
@geoff taafg – I don’t remember a Python skit about French cheese eating lovers, but one of their most famous bits is known as The Cheese Shop. It makes fun of Oxbridge sesquipedalian-philes in the middle of being generally amusingly silly.
Only the poor innocent cheese gets hurt.
OK, A vulnerable moment of honesty. There’s something that’s been keeping me up at night. You know the guy that discovered milk, what the fuck was he doing in the first place?
I got some furmunder cheese for dem vegans right here !
When she was elbowed in the boob, did she think it was Gouda?….and speaking of sad faced cows….How’s Hillary?…
@Bad_Brad: He was hungry and looking for his mother’s breast, probably.
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Vietvet, Thanks bro. I think I can finally get some sleep tonight now. LOL
@ Vietvet
That’s when he found an udder mother?
Vietvet, where the hell does navel fuz come from? Answer me back anytime. I’ll be awake.
” Many people find that, at the beginning and end of the day, a small lump of fluff has appeared in the navel cavity. People have wondered why this happens for many years. In 2001, Dr. Karl Kruszelnicki of the University of Sydney, Australia, did a survey to find out why this happens. This is what he found out:[1]
Navel lint is mostly stray fibers from one’s clothing, mixed with some dead skin cells and body hair.
Unlike what most people think, navel lint comes from a person’s underwear and not from their shirts or tops. The fibres move there from friction of body hair on underwear.
Women have less navel lint because of their finer and shorter body hairs. Older men have it more because they have more hair and it is thicker.
Navel lint’s color is usually blue-gray. The color is most likely an average of all clothing colors worn.[2]
Navel lint is entirely harmless and does not need to be corrected.
Dr. Kruszelnicki was awarded the Ig Nobel Prize for Interdisciplinary Research in 2002.[3] The Ig Nobel Prize is given for “achievements that cannot or should not be repeated”. “
MJA, But I go commando. And sometimes that stuff talks to me.
But you DO wear pants…. right?
“It’s winter. Bring them inside.”
LOL @ MJA
Was anyone boobed in the face? And, is there video?
Kinda odd that people who eat beef never protest against ‘vegans’ and their sick, mentally-defective ilk.
Wonder why that is?
Anklepants? Brad? Anyone?
izlamo delenda est …
@Bad_Brad: Naval fuzz? Are you referring to the Shore Patrol?
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