DMF: Vice President Joe Biden will “set up shop” at the prestigious University of Pennsylvania when he leaves office in January. As we all remember, Barack Obama tagged Biden with the job of curing cancer last year, and launched his “cancer moonshot” initiative at Penn’s Abramson Cancer Center in January.
“We’re ecstatic over the possibility of Joe Biden coming to campus,” Penn Democrats President and College sophomore Rachel Pomerantz said. “We have a lot of Joe Biden fans.” No word if Biden will be invited to be an honorary frat boy or not. more
Fondling Joe will fit in around younger girls and women, particularly with his stunning intellect.
Go Joe ! Just go.
Penn needs ya Joe. The grass is not gonna cut itself.
Good place for Joey.
Just hope he doesn’t get lost on the way to the out-house.
Maybe they’ll assign a handler?
izlamo delenda est …
Just who is it that determines that U of P is a prestigious University? Any university hat would have Crazy Joe involved with them is an institution of ill repute!
The word around campus is that they’re going to make uncle Joe an honorary janitor.
That tells you everything you need to know about the Ivy League.
Sure that isn’t the Poison Ivy League?
What college would want a demented, dumb ass, woman touching idiot? Oh, a dumbass college.
@Rat Fink, thanks for the first guffaw I had this morning! You deserve at least 100 likes!
Is he going to teach a class? That’s hilarious.
Joe is old, a world-class prevaricator, he takes credit for other people’s work (shameless), stupid, and should never be trusted around minors–females, but who knows.
UPenn is certainly acting stupidly here, or else it’s time to investigate their finances.