THE YEAR WE ALL GREW A COUPLE – IOTW Report

THE YEAR WE ALL GREW A COUPLE

… even the ladies found a few ovaries

PickeringPost: Now that the Pickering Post is officially more popular than Time magazine (according to a ground-breaking survey conducted in Larry’s living room), we felt that the Pickering Post should nominate its own “Person of the Year.”

Boy was this a tough one! 2016 has been an incredible rollercoaster of a year. At first we considered following Time magazine’s lead and voting for Angela Merkel.

Then someone said “Hey! why don’t we wait for these magic mushrooms to wear off before we choose,” and that was pretty much the end of that idea.

Nigel Farage was a real favourite, knocking back a pint of ale while sticking two fingers up at Herman van Rompuy and his pals in the European Union. This was the year his relentless campaign against the EU dictatorship unexpectedly paid off.

Then there was Trump. His juggernaut steamed straight through the Republican machine and over the Clinton bandwagon.

He pulled this off armed with little more than a twitter account and a bouffant hairdo. The Democrats still haven’t figured out what hit them. He managed to “trigger” half the country and still romp home with the prize.

Milo Yiannopolis [ ]  kept us all spellbound of course. He minced around US universities, pouring ridicule on the politically correct and showing You Tubers that this emperor was as naked as the day it was born. Of course, Milo has an advantage when it comes to humour. He is a homosexual, Jewish, Catholic, Greek Englishman. That’s funny before he even opens his mouth.

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11 Comments on THE YEAR WE ALL GREW A COUPLE

  1. They lost, we won, that’s it, don’t let up. Keep the boot on their collective throats until they completely surrender.
    The Dems never want to compromise until they are no longer in control. Screw that.
    And after 8 years, we’ll finally have a President that can reach home plate from the pitcher’s mound on opening day.

  2. when I see men are no longer riding bitch while their wimmens do the driving maybe I’ll believe we grew a pair
    I agree DRG, smash the liberal machine till there are no salvageable parts, then melt it down

  3. I think all of us deplorable pulled this off. No offense to you white guys, but Sherrif Clark was kinda awesome and Phyllis Schlafly was all woman and ruled

    I’m not being a snowflake, I personally don’t mind being called a guy 🙂

  4. Hate to break it to the Pickering Post but it was a large majority of women, from Kellyanne Conway down who got out the vote, making those calls, walking those precincts, organizing those volunteers.

  5. Yes, but unfortunately it’s always the women who show up in greater numbers to volunteer — who stick and stay. I’d love to see more men get involved in the long haul of an election cycle. Usually they get involved in a splashy event but don’t slog through the GOTV.

  6. From the article –

    But in the end, we had to admit that the real star of 2016 was you.
    You were the one everyone had written off; the unloved, unwanted deplorable white guy

    Considering it’s the angry white male is who the left blames for all the worlds conservative evil I thought the article unessisarly fed into that garbage.

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