They Still Live Together!
Joe For America:Many couples experience some kind of long, annoying, period of silence after a spat, but, it’s unlikely to compare to this man’s extreme version of the silent treatment.
It had been literally TWO DECADES since these former love birds had spoken to each other, and not because they lived apart either, they still shared a bed the 20 years he refused to speak to her. Talk about dedication, on her part that is.
Otou Katayama, from southern Japan, still lived with his three children and wife, Yumi. Yumi persists in making conversation with him, only to receive a nod or a grunt in response. more here
I tried. Made it 57 seconds.
You only lasted 57 seconds of not talking to your husband?
That guy must be a complete jackass.
Must’ve laughed at his tiny dick.
Am I the only one that’s sober here tonight? Dang, there goes my resolution.
She probably doesn’t shut up long enough for him to get a chance to talk.
What the hell Brad, do you have an online breathalyzer? Like Moe Tom said for his New Years resolution, “I’m not going to drink anymore…….I’m not going to drink any less either”. That was pretty funny.
Well Joe, you might have gotten me there. LOL
Sometimes a woman can get on your damn nerves
JDHasty, That’s exactly what I be sayen. Even if you love them.
Sounds like the perfect relationship to me.
I just threatened DH with it. He got excited at the prospect of my not speaking to him for the next 20 years.
Here goes:
Ike and Mike, two old friends, are fishing on a lake as they have been for years. They usually fished in silence. Only the popping of a beer can or the splash of trout would break the silence.
Ike: “That’s a keeper Mike.”
Mike: “Shore is.”
Silence. Just the lapping of the water against the canoe.
Ike: “Mike, I think I’m goin’ to haveta divorce my wife.”
Silence. Just the lapping etc.
Mike: “Now Ike, why would ya wanta do a thing like that”?
Long pause.
Ike: “That woman ain’t spoken a word to me in over six months, not a damn word,”
Silence.
Mike: “Well now Ike, I’d give that some thought were I you. A woman like that is hard to come by these days.”
She’s probably some phone sex queen or something……
“Marriage isn’t a word, it’s a sentence”
Like I always tell all young men. I didn’t know what happiness was until I got married. Now, it’s to late.
Silence is golden, guess it’s true. I’d have myself another man on the side that’s for surw.
sure…surely so!
JDHasty January 2, 2017 at 11:40 pm
Sometimes a woman can get on your damn nerves
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May not want to hear it, but likewise. 🙂
This guy is my hero.
Haven’t talked in twenty years but have an 18 yr old kid?
No matter how great she looks, somebody, somewhere, is tired of her shit!
https://youtu.be/5XU5iqrhwW0
The shortest sentence in the English language….I AM.
The longest sentence in the English language….I DO.
So, he couldn’t get a word in edge-wise for 20 years?