[…] Sumner would “offer me money to clip his toenails,” Loomis told reporters. “He told me how he wanted to have it done and it wasn’t your typical pedicure.” The mogul would say, “You have to straddle me and sit on my legs facing my feet,” Loomis explains. Sumner would even offer them extra cash if they removed their undergarments while performing the off-putting pedicure. While Loomis says she never accepted Sumner’s toe-clipping advances, she did say that, “the [toenails] were like ancient sea-scrolls. You’d need a sandblaster to get them down to something.”
YOU GOTTA HAND IT TO THE GUY!!! 93 AND STILL HORNIER THAN A BILLY GOAT!!
Looks like a job for a farrier.
Ya well, George burns explained attending the Y at 90.
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
http://www.lifedaily.com/15-age-related-george-burns-quotes/
perspective, lmao
Ewwww. That pic is just disgusting. 🙁
The title of this article implied Sumner’s behaviors are weird. Where’s the weird stuff?
Scary Fact: This pervert was deciding your entertainment viewing options and those of millions of Americans and children throughout the nation.
Hollywood: Satan’s twitter feed.
And if you do a good job with his toenails he’ll show you his booger collection.
I’d let him take my virgin ass for a couple of million $
Alright RangeAirborne, that one made me blow beer out of my nose.