Newsbuster: Close your eyes for a moment and picture Mt. Rushmore. First, you see America’s two most iconic founding fathers, then a war hero, and finally, the man who preserved the Union and emancipated the slaves. But if ESPN Style Writer Jill Hudson had her way, Michelle Obama would be up there with them—for her fashion sense.
In her January 12 article for ESPN’s The Undefeated, Hudson could not contain her gushing praise for the “glamorpuss” FLOTUS.
I’ve been to Mt. Rushmore and I’m not sure it is big enough to include Moochelle’s upholstery covered hind quarters.
ESPN has a “style writer”? It’s supposed to be a Sports Network. And if their “style writer” thinks that Michelle has fashion sense, I think they need a new style writer.
Just for the record, the Emancipation Proclamation was written to free slaves in Confederate-held land, where Lincoln’s proclamation had no legal effect and no results.
Interestingly enough, it did NOT free any slaves in Union-held territory, where Lincoln DID have the power to free them.
No slaves were freed by the E. P.
Just sayin’.
On topic, any woman Michele’s age should not be baring her knees. Short dresses, long years don’t fit.
Doesn’t matter what he/she wears, she always looks like a fish out of water…with diarrhea.
Heh…I bet the comments over at MOTUS are priceless.
Do any men still watch ESPN?
Give these fashion designers some credit. Look what they had to work with. They applied every style tactic they could to distract people away from that face with the perpetual hateful expression:
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Funny part, everything that she’s wearing is TOP of the Line EXPENSIVE..an it’s not working.
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Just another reason ESPN has lost the majority of its viewership.
On her best day ever, she still looks like Shaft in drag.
I thought the Junk Yard Dog from WWE was dead.
She always looks like she got caught in the fallout from a thrift store explosion.
She doesn’t have a dressmaker; she has an upholsterer.
Ya gotta ask y’seff – why is ESPN continuing to suck her ass?
Ray Charles could see that she’s got no class, no style, no figure, and no … well … any-fukkin-thing resembling human female-ness.
So, what’s behind their sycophancy?
Where’s the profit in “Merkel Jerking” in front of Moose?
Do the drooling imbeciles watching ESPN believe every smidgen of shit smeared by these fools?
I don’t get it. I just don’t get it.
It’s done. It’s over. Can’t we just move on?
izlamo delenda est …
o bamas have reached the pinnacle of the Peter Principle
Said by reporters who are Sports Industry orientated. Their base of knowlegldge is uniforms: football, basketball, cheerleader, and do on.
Michelle’s outfits do resemble the rock chips and trash discarded at Rushmore.
@ooLook: For the record, Lincoln “emancipated the slaves” by winning the civil war. Subsequently, the 13 amendment was passed which formally freed the slaves.
With a trunk that size, she could be a ’64 Caddy.
Girl puts the booty in a boot.
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The jokes on her …literally.
@oolook: “On topic, any woman Michele’s age should not be baring her knees. Short dresses, long years don’t fit.”
Maybe she thinks she’s fooling us by dressing as a woman.
Everything she wears looks like it was made out of scrap fabric pieces from the recycle bin at the dump. Gorillas have more grace and style sense.
Huh? Moochelle wore loud tablecloths for the past 8 years.
Sasquatches appear to have a fondness for bright colors and garish patterns. It is sometimes difficult to determine their sex.
They are husky and muscular creatures, large-boned, if you will. They have a voracious appetite and are unpredictable, very dangerous especially at feeding time. One should always approach with caution.
You can shave a sasquatch (if you’re careful.)
You can give it a manicure and a pedicure. (Again, be careful.)
You can house train it, and accustom it to wearing clothing.
You can teach it the rudiments of human speech, and socialise it with limited success.
It will be a difficult and time consuming process, of doubtful merit, and ultimately may prove an exercise in futility.
Let us never forget the brave scientists who gave their lives in the attempt to tame this specimen.
Never turn your back on one.
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You can take a sasquatch out of the jungle, but…
The Himalayas aren’t wide enough for Moo’s ass. What is it with ESPN? Time to take off the Helen Keller blinders.
ESPN had no place for reader feedback. Too bad.
I’m generally opposed to burkas, but in Moochies case it’s a happy exception.
Looks like an explosion in a botanical garden
To save money he just wears the clothes looted from Kmart during all those peaceful protests!
LOL!!! Thanks, Chuck Darwin for that hilarious “Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom” (remember that show? Loved it) commentary.
Is there a back side of Mount Rushmore?
Women over 25 should never wear a skirt above the knee. Knees are ugly. Sexy side slits on skirts and dresses are OK though.
They are going to need a bigger mountain…
What should ‘women’ over size 25 wear?
^^ Umbrella tent.
How about we carve her into a Cinnabon sign?
Jeez, I’ve seen better patterns on hotel draperies, which are deliberately made ugly so no one will steal them.