French people have been told not to fear wolves roaming Paris streets – as “they only eat four-legged animals”.
Parisians are frightened that the endangered beasts – which have fought back from near extinction in the 1930s – are now within howling distance of the capital.
Indeed the discovery of paw prints, messy droppings and late-night howls from wolves – a distant relative of the domestic pet dog – are reported to be a now frequent occurrence in the city’s suburbs.
While they are known to normally hunt in packs – when they are notoriously most dangerous – only lone wolves have been spotted so far wandering its streets.
SNIP: I know I’m reading wolves, but I keep thinking islam.
Yes, and the lone wolves roaming the streets of Paris only f–k four-legged animals.
MJA, does it say more about us or the times that I thought the same thing after reading the headline?
I’d be more concerned about the muslims roaming Paris streets.
@wambam – they are wolves in sheep.
Howling at night only?
I thought they howled 5 times a day.
Don’t worry about the wolves because they only kill Christians and other wolves
Hey brother, can you spare a dhimmi?
Turn pigs loose throughout Paris. The great exodus of the Muslims will scare the wolves away. Pigs are easy to “herd.” Then round them up and establish pig farms on a perimeter around Paris to keep other Muslims out. Has added benefit of creating jobs and perhaps bring down prices of pork products.
The laudable govt is just calming the riff raff voters.
House the wolves in the National Assembly. Now we will see how dangerous they are.
Aren’t they on the endangered species list? We must shame anyone who advocates violence against these peace-loving wolves!
Feed the 2 legged wolves to the 4 legged wolves.
Nature’s holistic solution.
Make France Great Again.
How many wolf attacks have there been? Are there any surivors?
train the wolves to eat muzzies.
Problem solved.I love pork BBQ!
Grew up with Maurice Bessinger’s Piggy Park
in Charleston,SC.Mustard based sauce YUM-YUM.
You can get it on the web.
Wolves are a far less dangerous problem than the um, “guests”.
Frogs have four legs. The French should fear for their lives.
Ahh, more French “foresight.” Look, Jacques, wolves eat goats. You do know what happens when gay Paris runs low on goats, don’t you?
Don’t Muslims block up Parisian streets five times a day on all fours?
I say, bring on the wolves!
Slightly off topic. Spotted this the other day. Incredible pictures of a Grizzly taking away a deer from a wolf pack.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4124734/Nature-red-tooth-claw-bloody-moment-bear-decides-pack-wolves-steal-deer-ve-just-killed.html
Fwogs have fwor legs.
Be vewwy afwaid, fwoggies.
@ B_B that is a parable about what happens when government becomes too big & too powerful.
sooooooo … you’re sayin’ that when you’re a tourist in Paris, you should bring along your cat …. just in case you need a diversion …
frankly, I can think of no better use for a cat … 🙂