Pictured: From [left to right] Zombie with natural disaster.
LI:
No, this is not a joke. No, this has nothing to do with Halloween. The state of Illinois has actually declared October “Zombie Preparedness Month.” From The Chicago Tribune:
The measure instead encourages people to learn more about natural disasters and ensure they have emergency supplies that could last up to 72 hours.
“I am told that if you are prepared for zombies, then you would be prepared to deal with a natural disaster like tornadoes, blizzards — natural disasters of any kind,” Rep. Emanuel Chris Welch, D-Hillside, said.
Republican Grant Wehrli from Naperville stated that the talk of “zombies bring levity to the conversation,” but “the measure calls attention to the importance of natural disaster planning.”
The Chicago Tribune continued:
The measure stirred some debate on the House floor. Rep. Lou Lang, D-Skokie, said the proposal “awakened various zombies in the chamber.”
Rep. Steven Andersson, R-Geneva, questioned which type of zombie should be used as a model for natural disaster preparedness, noting that the undead featured on the show “Z Nation” are quick and smart. Those portrayed on “The Walking Dead,” though, are slow but come in droves.
But Democrat William Davis from Homewood reminded his fellow lawmakers that these zombie apocalypses do not offer “a fair representation of natural disasters from which resilient Illinoisans bounce back.”
NO S***, SHERLOCK.
more here
I thought we already had that march.
Once again, the left panders to the adult baby children that they’ve treated and conditioned to vote for democraps until the end of their miserable lives by pretending to know about pop culture and be one of the ‘cool kids’.
‘HEY THE WALKING DEAD IS COOL AMIRITE? LOL DON’T B A H8R.’
‘OH WOW HEY LOOK MY REP LIKES TEH ZOMBIES! WOW. SO NEAT11! DRUMPF DOESN’T LIKE ZOMBIES!11!’
[the walking dead craze is over btw, democrats, just thought you should know that the hottest thing now is stranger things or sci fi shit like that.]
This is what we get here in Ill Annoy.
wouldn’t it be better to have ‘Driving Thru Chicago Preparedness Month’?
A dem leadership convention in oct?
The whole bunch of dumb fucks just last week were debating a deal to make Zer0’s birthday a state paid holiday.
This is democrats, this is your brain on democrats. Illinois sucks!
I guess Bob Hope had it right all those years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQWmMfjaXlc
@cfm990 – EXACTLY like democrats.
Cfm990
Exactly like dumbocrats.
Check this out, its gross!
http://www.chicksontheright.com/yoga-instructor-free-bleeds-through-her-yoga-pants-because-women-being-disgusting-is-empowering-or-something/
It should be easy for them, all they
carry is EBT cards and guns.
It just get’s dicey when the lights go
out and yo’ EBT be dead.
I’m so ashamed of my home state.
It is good to prepare for such a thing. After a collapse, this might be a plausible scenario.
Only they won’t be called Zombies.
They’ll be called Hungries.
At present, Illinois is a natural disaster.
Cook County already has a zombie problem. It’s overrun with the walking brain dead.