KFI: Campus officials at UC Berkeley have received reports of a man repeatedly disposing of his body lice in the school’s buildings.
The buildings include the Doe Memorial Library and the ASUC Student Union.
An email from the Recreational Sports facility details the man’s lice operation:
So? Sounds good!
It’s probably a professor.
At UC Berkeley??
I’m pretty sure those lice were already there.
Great. Now, I’m suddenly itching all over…
Dean Martin sez no worries. “We have a lotion for that.”
I think sumbody doesn’t know the difference between depositing and harvesting…
Is there anybody with scabies in the house?
I’d think there’d be too much competition with the parasites already resident on campus.
They are already matriculated.
How progressive. It’s like an open border policy for parasitic refugees.
the entire campus is filled with vermin, what’s a few more?
Just another “urban outdoorsman”
Later, the lice enrolled in the Women’s Studies program taught by Maxine ‘Labrose’ Watters.
I cannot think of a better place to deposit your lice. If I had any, I would deposit mine there as well.
The “lovely ladies” on campus better check their armpits.
How can one tell between the lice and the SJW students and ‘proffs’?
How can one donate to this cause?
May it turn out to be an endangered species of body lice, found only on the Berkeley campus.
Mr. Pruitt, don’t gut the EPA just yet.
Now THAT is some Social Justice. LOL
UC Berkley: Come for the indoctrination, stay for the body lice.
Obviously the department head of the entomology department was taking work home with him.