No, not Washington DC. It’s a place somewhere in Poland.
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Apparently trees get Peyronie’s too.
That’s where Hildabeast goes to feel right at home.
These trees took LSD in their youth.
American Indians used to bend saplings, using them as directional markers for trails. Could they have similarly been used to mark a meeting site for refugees seeking to escape the Nazis during WWII?
Pour vodka on them and they straiten up.
The last paragraph is what the whole story is about.
@Xaviera – Bingo! And we can narrow it down to the last six words of the last sentence in the last paragraph.
And pine? For shipbuilding? I may be wrong but I think you need hardwood for boats.
Sorry, Unca-al, but balsa wood flotes more better’n steel.
I tried to talk the Navy into building a new Aircrap Carriere outta Balso-wood but they’re a bunch of dumjmies.
Obviously caused by listening to too much Chubby Checker music when they were saplings.
So that’s why they’re all twisted because they were dancing to The Twist.
Then there’s “Crooked Bush” in Canada.
Can you imagine how much more crooked those trees would be if they had listened to music by Twisted Sister?
They’re Polish…Duh
And if they were real live Ents, their name would all end in Ski. And we could call it the Bentski Forest.