North Toledo man accused of chasing family member with hatchet

48 Comments on North Toledo man accused of chasing family member with hatchet

1. Oh God I saw this earlier and laughed my ass off. Scary clowns the world over are pissed off.

2. no makeup or mask required

3. Yike! No upper teeth and the most bizarre eyebrows seen this week.

4. ISIS would be afraid to behead this guy.

5. I’d go off the deep end to if i looked like this.

6. Mebbe he’s the model for the new filming of “It”.

7. SO THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED TO DRINKING WITH BOB!

8. We need to parachute this guy into Iraq. Naked, with two big ass Molly Hatchet axes. Go getum buddy.

9. Way too much TeeVee. “Face Off” meets “V For Vendetta”, the home Trailer Park edition.

   Lots of eyebrow pencil on that mug.
   What he really needed was a toothbrush, 20 years ago.

   Fortunately, crazy is usually obvious at first glance.

10. Did the Joker have sex with Wiylly Coyote … That’s some scary shit !

11. You think that guy owns a dog? Me neither.

12. Molly Hatchet. I knew those guys when they were a Florida garage band. Good times.

    Yeah, airdrop him into Tehran.
    Or better yet, Pyongyang.
    And tell him Kim’s been banging his girl.

13. The love child of Tim Kaine and John Kasich.

14. Somewhere in Toledo there’s a method lab searching for it’s maker ….

15. Where’d you obtain my mugshot?

16. Married.

17. For a moment there I thought that was a picture of Mr Pinko returned from the sands of DooBeye.

18. I know this game. It’s Mr. Dawson, with a hatchet in Toledo.

19. And he needed the hatchet because he wasn’t scary enough without it?

20. Billy Fuster, here’s your new avatar.

21. I got a call from Talofofo, they are missing their village
    idiot.

22. “Yikes. I hope he makes it to his next hair appointment.”

    LMAO! This guy needs for than a hair appointment!

23. I want to see his childhood picture.

    I bet it was whack too.

24. Dadof4,

    You should check the mirror. Just sayen, you never know.

25. That has to be a doctored picture. Anyone that bizarre would have been put down.

26. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcgRaf38uCQ

    🙂

27. Favorite quote while waving hatchet: “What you looking at, man? You think you’re better than me?”

28. That’s gonna show up as sumwun’s Avatar!

29. Forget the haircut appointment! Wassup with the eyes/eyebrows and mouth/moustache? EEP!

30. Bastard giving me a bad name

31. “He’s a good boy … studying to be a rocket sturgeon …”
    “A mind is a terrible thing to waste.”
    OR:
    “A wasted mind is a terrible thing.”

    Voted for Obola – TWICE! – in every election and in every voting venue in Toledo …

    izlamo delenda est …

32. please no more photos of pelosi

33. Looks like an intelligent and rational man. I’m sure they can work things out…

34. Not too many branches on his family tree, I’m betting.

35. You should thank God he’s not in your family.

36. He should’ve told them, “It wasn’t a hatchet, it was a tomahawk. If Trump can use ’em, so can I.”

    🙂

37. That face is a field for memes

38. HOLY TOLEDO!

    alwayz dwanted to rite that!

39. Looks like someone used the “push” tool in Photoshop.

40. This goofball reminds me of the old Ernie Kovacs routine, where he’d stretch and scrunch his face to act like he was adjusting the vertical and horizontal holds on an old-style cathode-ray TV screen (remember those?). Only idiot-boy here froze the adjustments!! LOL!

41. The hair…OH MY GOD…IT’S FABIO!!! No wonder we haven’t seen him for a while!

42. Poor bastard! Sorry I am a softie, man that dude needs help. I knew a lot of characters like this in the one-horse town where I grew up. No money, not much family to speak of, from the school of hard knocks. Part of my “stop immigration now” campaign is that I’d rather focus our $$ on helping our own. OK off my soap box

43. Now we know what happened to tim kaines eye brows. HELLO!

44. Next haircut, red cornrows, might up the unique ante.

45. John Denver used to sing a song, can’t remember it, but it used to end ….
    “… and here’s to the dogs in Toledo … ladies, we bid you good day”

    … now we know

46. I think he needs a hug … I’d hug him!

47. He would scare off most guard dogs.

48. You’d think with all his money, Soros could afford a barber.