This diet may not completely work, but it will slow you down

8 Comments on This diet may not completely work, but it will slow you down

1. Those are toys. I’m sure a big fatty could
   figger out how to push the release button.

2. If the fatty couldn’t work the button he/she could at least gnaw through the chain.

3. There are days that I would like to lock up my chocolate stash. Speaking of which, I just discovered chocolate espresso beans at my daughter’s over the Easter weekend. Yum.

   She gave me a stash to eat on the way home, but warned me that if I ate all of them, I might not sleep for four days.

4. only I kept my oreo’s in the micro wave or refrigerator.

5. I once had some chocolate covered coffee beans. Had about a handful or so. Maybe 2 handfuls. Didn’t really put 2+2 together until it was too late.

   My sinuses opened wider than they ever had been and I encountered a higher plane of consciousness never before experienced.

   I may well have been levitating for a few minutes, it was surreal.

6. Starvation is still the greatest diet known to man!

7. @bob annon

   I didn’t reach that point, darn, but at a few points during the trip home, I felt like I could run faster than our car going at 80 mph.

8. I had that same experience with a green tea bubble tea. Wow.