Updated version of one of our first posts ever. How can you do your part on this so-called “Earth Day”? Easy! Any time you get an email today from some business or individual telling you to “go green” for Earth Day or some similar crap, reply to them with this graphic and tell them they’ve earned a subscription to GreeNazi magazine!
No Earth day bonfire this year. Outta town. Promise to make up for it next year.
I thought for sure iOTWr was going to change all the red on the site to green, suggest cycling, walking, and going carbon negative.
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I’m off to drain my hot water tank.
Hey that would have been a great idea, Eternal… But I’m going to have to give you a demerit for saying ‘carbon negative’ because it sounds rayciss.
It’s my birthday. And I have had to share my birthday with this phony commie con job for 47 years. It really irks me.
@Dianny — It’s my birthday today, too.
Don’t know what I’m going to do to celebrate Earth Day today, but several years ago I had a 60 foot cypress cut down at the corner of our yard. Nothing grows around them. I think I’ll follow eternal cracker’s lead and drain the hot tub and get it ready for summer.
don’t complain about earthday birthdays……you could have been born on dec 1, like my mister……
Happy Birthday, Dianny AND AbigailAdams! Have a lot of candles on your cakes today–not for your age but to put more carbon in the air. I am going to let my big SUV idle all day in honor of both of you!
Thank you, Corky! A touching honor indeed!
Happy Birthday, Dianny and Abigail! 🎈🎈🎈
I think I will celebrate erff day by burning off a 1/2 tank of gas in my pre smog control 69 mustang. Maybe a few burnouts for good measure…
Dianny and Abigail – Happy birthday!
Pour something bad down a drain to celebrate!
Happy Birthday, birthers!
Abigail, if you compost the hell out of the area, layer it between newspaper 7-8 layers high and put a tarp over it, it’ll be the best spot on your property for growing next year. Lasagna bedding, if it’s still called that, look it up. 🙂
Lazlo will be celebrating by recycling.
Returning lead to it’s home in the earth by firing it into the hillside
@eternal cracker — thanks for the tip! Since this tree has been long gone now, I won’t have to do it there, but we have other places in our lot that could do with some soil-building (we live on an ancient sea bed/sand). Eventually the soil wants to return to its sandy beginnings.
Now I have a gorgeous new front garden and a PG hydrangea, Limelight, tree is growing in the cypress’s place along with a row of hybrid white tea roses, agapanthus and a border of baby boxwood plantings. Can’t wait to see how the summer growing progresses.
Happy birthday, AA! You know we share a birthday with Peter Frampton, right? Boy, that gave me a happy when I was a kid.
Shouldn’t that headline read: “Earth Day; Perianal”?
And happy birthday to you, Dianny! No, I didn’t know that. Makes me happy, too! Weird, but most of my closest friends were April babies and for a time we used to have an annual luncheon at a swanky restaurant. Everyone’s moved on; families, retirements, new jobs, etc, just too busy for ladies who lunch. lol
Hope you have a wonderful birthday today!
The two of you could just celebrate by lighting the candles on your birthday cakes, the resulting heat bloom should be enough to melt a glacier somewhere. 😉
Happy Birthday, ladies!
Fun Fact about the dirt bag who founded Earth Day. Apparently he was an avid composter too! http://www.weaselzippers.us/335432-reminder-founder-of-earth-day-murdered-and-then-composted-his-girlfriend/
For all the jokemeisters here (you know who you are), this is why I’ve requested a cupcake for desert today. 😉
So, happy earth day! Love your mother!
Muwhahahahaahahahahaha!
Anybody got extra tires I can burn?
Happy birth day to yous!
MJA, those emoticons look like sperm. WTH?
..dessert..
Off to the local dump, those tire aren’t going to burn themselves!
@scott…. hahahahahaha3
I was born September 1st, in memoriam to the 6 year planetary destruction aka WWII. Nazis abound in spite of the weather manipulation of Dresden. How green is your death camp?
Fed like 1400 head of cattle today so the farts will keep coming.
Drove my diesel truck around in honor.
I will light a bonfire for you ladies when it
dries out here. Enjoy!!!!