KFI: Here’s a story to warm your heart, 3 ISIS fighters getting ready for an ambush were killed by a herd of stampeding boars in northern Iraq.
It’s like poetry!
The militants were about 50 miles southwest of Kirkuk when the boars took them down.
Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, a chief of the local Ubaid tribe and supervisor of anti-ISIS forces, said 5 other fighters were injured:
βIt is likely their movement disturbed a herd of wild pigs, which inhabit the area as well as the nearby cornfields.”
Muzzies hate pigs. Pigs hate them back!
Well there you have it. We need to round up those boars in TX and parachute them into battle, wearing battle tee shirts that make fun of Muhammad.
HA! Killer bacon! This story warmed my heart, made me a little weepy too… as I was laughing so dang hard.
Never heard of feral pigs in the ME before, but wondered a decade ago why feral pigs weren’t being brought from Texas to Iraq. You get enough of them over there, the moslems will have to start eating them and waste their ammo hunting them. Moar boars, please. And sows, too.
Karma is a pig. π
Just 3+5 somewhat low yield, still much cheaper and more natural per head than the MOAB.
In Soviet Union… Bacon eats YOU!
Feral pigs kill feral moslems.
Porky Pig got his revenge!
Chemical warfare: Spray “sow in heat” pheromones on ISIS encampments.
Sounds like they got boared. π€£π€ππ½
Any of us old farts who read “Old Yeller” as kids know that wild boars ain’t nothin’ to mess with. I wonder if Fred Gipson’s novel has been translated into Arabic.
Allahu Snackjar!
Allahu Ham Hockbar
Here’s a picture of Squeal Team 6 in the aftermath.
http://politicalclownparade.blogspot.com/2017/04/squeal-team-6-goes-full-boar.html
Looks like they’re going to miss out on all that action with 72 virgins and just end up as pig sh!t instead.
No wonder the MuzzHoles don’t like pork it doesn’t like them either!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_kwXNVCaxY
I guess they won’t be getting their 72 virgins.
FEAR the HANZEER!!!
I hadn’t realized that Rosie had been breeding over there.
BTW, the Arabic word for pig is Hanzeer. You’ll need to know that to get my previous post
oh the irony.
cant say God doesnt have a sense of humor
The pigs got tired of islam blaspheming against bacon.
I’m gonna have a BLT at lunch today in celebration
pin a medal on those pigs
“Some refugees in the area saw the partially devoured bodies on the edge of a farm.
I can hear Orson Welles now:
“We will serve no swine before their time.”
π
Divine Intervention – http://politopinion.com/2017/04/divine-intervention/
I didn’t know feral hogs liked muzzie schwarma, must be
the salt content from not taking a shower.