Police Called After Cat Lurking In Tree Appeared To Be Holding ‘Assault Rifle’ 🤣

29 Comments on Police Called After Cat Lurking In Tree Appeared To Be Holding ‘Assault Rifle’ 🤣

1. There’s a absolutely nothing worse in the world than a sniper pussy. Cat.

2. I can’t get the damn video to play. But if someone actually called this in, that person needs to donate their brain to the trash compactor. Hopefully they made the call while hiding behind a bullet proof shield.

3. https://www.forgedfromfreedom.com/collections/the-yankee-marshal/products/mens-kitty-gun-t-shirt

4. Dude, “Men Gun Kitty Cat Tee Shirt”. Really? Would you wear that? Not even at my funeral.

5. I thought it was a sharp stick

6. I almost called the ATF this morning. I was riding my bicycle along the intracoastal waterway and I saw a gopher tortoise setting up claymore mines around his burrow. But I didn’t want to get involved.

7. Can you picture the delicate snowflake that thought a cat would be in a tree with an “assault rifle”? Must have thought it was a republican cat. He/she must be afraid of their own shadow.

8. It’s okay, Bad_Brad. The cat avoided shelter jail since it was in possession of a legal, 10 sprout or less, stick.

9. Sniper Cat,
   Sniper Cat,
   Who are you aiming at?

   😀

10. BigGun, have I got a story for you. I’ll tell you when I see ya.

11. I agree with Brad I could never wear a t shirt with a cat on it.
    But then I don’t ever leave home wearing just a t shirt.
    Now my brother, who is a state trooper would wear that t-shirt.
    The guy is 6′ 5″ 240 and he thinks it’s funny to wear silly shit like that.
    One time he came to my house wearing white pants and a pink shirt.
    His wife also finds it amusing.
    I find it embarrassing

12. That is Sarthuk’s or Doc’s Cat.
    Good Kitty.
    Reminds me of Gunner Bunny on Second city TV in the early 70’s

13. Is that a .22 shorthair?

14. I can’t see the picture that well.
    It looks more like a lever action marlin

15. Yikes, disregard all my comments.

16. I hear they’re also planting IEDs in their litter boxes.
    Allah puss & boots!

17. ^^^^^^^^^

18. the neighborhood dogs were nervous

19. @Charlie: and the goldfish as well who had nowhere to shelter in place without being seen.

    Bad_Brad, see ya next week. 😉

20. If that’s a cat with an AR I’m less worried about the rifle than I am about the 300 pound cat.

21. When the police came, I hope they carried away that snowflake nutcase.

22. He just wanted a goddamn squirrel, that’s
    it!

23. Somebody’s seeing things that aren’t there or has a wild imagination.

24. @Bad_Brad

    Sniper squirrels are worse. Even dogs hate them.

25. Oh wait, the Russians trained the cat.

26. I’m goin with the Marlin theory.
    We all know how much cats love fish…

27. Maybe it was this cat that killed Cock Robin.

28. I’ve heard of a snapper …

    izlamo delenda est …

29. Must be growing some potent weed in OR…