ABW:
Want to make a hundred million dollars? Just be a victim!
Last month we reported on the case of Mohamad Bazzi, a Muslim man from Dearborn, Michigan, who is suing the pizza chain Little Caesars for $100 million – a hefty sum for a chain known for advertising their $5 pizza deals.
What was the basis of this lawsuit? Mohamad ordered pepperoni pizza, and then ate pepperoni. According to his lawsuit, he “accidentally” ate a portion of the pepperoni pizza that he believed to have been made with halal meat (apparently it was haram), as it’s against the Islamic faith to consume pork. Mohamad filed a police report regarding the incident back in March (yes, really) prior to filing his lawsuit. more here
These Stories Just Keep Comin’ . . . amazing.
Let me guess: turkey pepperoni?
Victims, aren’t we all! 🍕🥓🍔🍺
Maybe he found out his imam owns that Little Caesar’s franchise?
I feel for the guy, isn’t he now required to commit suicide???? 🙂
Why are you eating pizza anyway you cockroach? A good observant muzzi should be eating small christian children and washing it down with jews blood.
It seems to me, on legal grounds, the government cannot assign damage here based on some religious belief.
On pure logic grounds, if you feel that strongly about eating pork, why even take a chance and ever order pepperoni?
Sorry Mohammed.
LOTTO numbers came up a little short.
🎶Sad trombone music🎶
It could have been Ham instead go Pepperoni?
Say it 5 times: He didn’t have the hubris to eat hummus so he preferred the pepperoni.
Pepperoni Man and Clock Boy, Muslim Superheroes.
Their powers: Conceit and Hubris, and unerring accuracy in the flinging of feces with the left hand.
♪♫ Abdul Doodle picked a pizza
♪♫ Topped with pepperoni.
♪♫ Asked for goat instead got pork,
♪♫ Tried suing, what a phony!
Back in the early 80’s, we were forced to train Saudi Arabian process operators at our facility in Texas. At lunch, the ragheads would bum food off everyone in the lunchroom. They asked me what I was eating and I told them it was deer sausage. They wanted to try it so I let them. I never told the goat humpers it was 50% pork. I don’t think they cared as long as they didn’t know about it but it made me feel good knowing they had pig in their bellies.
If Little Ceaser’s counter-sue for expenses and bad publicity then they deserve to be sued again. Companies (and individuals) have to start biting the bullet and fighting these types of lawsuits in court. If it happens enough with the ambulances and the plaintiffs getting stuck with costs they number of suits being filed will drop.
Yes, countersue HIM for $100,000,000.
Otherwise this becomes the new normal and the entire food industry becomes impossible.
I want to get one of those vacuum sealer things so I can keep a piece of ham in my wallet just in case some terrorist bastard shows his face and acts up near me.
I want his last sight as he departs this mortal coil to be me pushing bits of ham into his bullet holes with my finger
If you won’t/can’t eat spanish style Hamon, or Prosciutto, or Capacollo… even a good salami or Kielbasa, then what’s the point of breathin’….
Can I sue if there ain’t any pork in the pepperoni?
izlamo delenda est …
Make your own damn pizza.