Daily Caller:
Law enforcement agencies across the country are searching for a robber known as the “Dollar Store Grandpa Bandit” who has allegedly stolen from numerous discount stores.
The suspect has been driving across the country in his silver Dodge Charger, ripping off dollar stores as he goes, for the past several months, according to the Albany Times Union.
He’s raising money to film his new D-Day classic. . . oh, wait a minute. . .
Brett Favre?
What’s he stealing?
Depends….
Give me all your cash….and a case of Ensure.
JustAl— I thought the SAME THING! LOLOL
“HANDS UP! THIS IS A…a…um… What’s that word again?”
Thelma survived the crash…had a violent sex transformation during the landing, and has been searching for Louise ever since…
So this is what the Ageing Boomer Crime Wave will look like.
Seriously, dude. Dollar Stores?
At least move on up to the Walmart SuperCenter.
look for the guy with fistfulls of one dollar bills.
“dude, that old dude like paid for gas and food with all ones dude. No card.”
The remake of Smokey and the Bandit will try to star
him in their next straight to video piece of shat.
I work at my local sheriff’s office in the robbery unit. We’ve had 16 dollar stores robbed in 2017 so far. They are easy targets and won’t employ security.