TOTUS:
Since President Trump pulled us out of the Paris Climate accord, some western states have threatened to have their states rejoin that man-made disaster. Even as I write this, the state of Hawaii is attempting to join the accord. However, those UN bureaucrats that enforce the terms of that agreement are insisting that the Aloha State cap the globes largest single emitter of hydrocarbons—-‘Mount Mauna Loa’. For over 400,000 years Mauna Loa has been spewing it’s pollution into the atmosphere. Now that leading scientist around the world are in agreement that, man can indeed control the climate, it’s time the state of Hawaii stepped to the plate and plugged this environmental disaster.
I read this several years ago. Volcanic activity around the earth spews a bazillion more time Climate destroying gases in the air than man ever thought of.
ANY state that sends one dime to these people should be cut off from federal funds for a decade.
This has to be the Onion. Volcanoes do Produce Massive Pollution , But you Can’t Cap it. It’s Venting for a Reason, unless they’re cool with Blowing the Island Up !
Isn’t it specifically against the Constitution for states to negotiate or enter into treaties with foreign powers? If so, US Marshals should arrest the governors and legislatures of said states proclaiming them to be in rebellion and strip them of statehood.
Hawaii should be stripped of statehood and declared a ‘Lesser Territory’
Then take Spam off the EBT food stamp list and make ’em pay retail
Plug it with commiecrats. But leave Al Green to escape and swat at airplanes from a skyscraper.
Go ahead, let them try to cap it, they are the western
outpost of calipornia socialist stupidity.
When it’s dark, know what plants and tree emit? CO2. When it’s light, know what plants and trees emit? O2. CO2 is a trace gas, that has very little to do with fucking warming. Mars is about 90 some percent CO2, yet you would be colder than a well diggers ass there. Now, I’m no CO2-ologist, but I know absolute bullshit when I see it.
I dunno… maybe it wuz the bran muffin, or reading this article, but I gotta go to the bathroom. I can’t work under pressure.
Cap the volcano? What are they going to cap it with virgins? Sorry, but they are going to fall about a billion virgins short!
Next they can explain what they plan to do with the underground coal fires that can’t be extinguished. Also a greater source of CO2 than all anthropogenic
All right, we humans need to quit pestering the volcanos. That’s how we are causing climate change. lol