Now Remember Your Name Is Nancy Pelosi…And the President is Mean !!!
Embrace the suck.
Not Santa Fe…San Fransisco NANCY !
You take those pills I gave you and no one will ever call you ‘blinky’ again.
Ever Seen a Grown Man Naked ?
You tell my brother I said to go fuck himself. But don’t tell him where I am!!!
“Meet me at The Rotunda after dark and give me a blow job like the good ol’ days.”
Remember Nanc you gotta keep it up. Saying stupid things. Remember all of your constituents are mostly naggars and very stupid. So you’ve got nothing to lose. I’ve got your back. Bye the way, nice face lift, and your tits look nice too. Little saggy though, perhaps a boob belt? Now Nanc don’t get me wrong. I’m looking at your eyes. not your tits. And your mouth, Jesus Nanc do you use Polident too? Like me? We have so much in common
Now Remember Your Name Is Nancy Pelosiā¦And the President is Mean !!!
And it’s President Trump….President Trump….President Trump.
I recommend Depends. Better fit and more absorbent than the other leading brand.
He’s asking her if it’s ridiculous to only dye the top of his head and not the sides too.
The Exercismo 5000 is way better than that last piece of crap I had-
All those rubber band things, and handles. Don’t get me started
“Acme makes the best damn drool cups on the market.”
Aricept and Namenda
I gave McCain the same bottle of pills.
“Vegas has your tit’s down to your belly button and the odds are 4/5….I’m waiting for the down to your knee odds…
Okay, all set up. Monday night…Reno….Dusty Door Motel… Hwy 8. Room 69. And can you bring that strap-on thingy like last time?
Just blame it on a home exercise machine used by cowboy poets.
” Your are Married to Al Franken “
“Dusty Door Motel”
WTF, have you been spying on me? LOL. Honestly I think I’ve stayed there. But it was North Shore Tahoe.
If you mix viagra into your face cream…
You forgot to put my balls back in my underwear!
I’ll sick my brother on you if you don’t, you see my face?
I Have A Flute to Play Nance !
OOOHH are you the Pied Piper ?
Look. You go out there and tell those idiots that God has no idea what he’s talking about. You-n-me. We got this under control. We sold out souls to the devil along time ago and we owe him big time. Remember, God and that ‘Churches thing’ are all wrong. Trust me. The more we lose in the womb the more we win in the elections. God has no idea what he’s talking about. You with me?
How about a hand job? And it’s got to be affordable. Affordable. Affordable.
Does it really matter what advice he gives her? As if either of them will remember it 5 minutes later…
Don’t worry, we have more guns than the public.
I can fix you up with a neat slightly used piece of exercise equipment š
Kill your self. Now. Stick a gun in your mouth.
They beat my ass, they’ll beat yours too.
Now Remember Your Name Is Nancy Pelosi…And the President is Mean !!!
Embrace the suck.
Not Santa Fe…San Fransisco NANCY !
You take those pills I gave you and no one will ever call you ‘blinky’ again.
Ever Seen a Grown Man Naked ?
You tell my brother I said to go fuck himself. But don’t tell him where I am!!!
“Meet me at The Rotunda after dark and give me a blow job like the good ol’ days.”
Remember Nanc you gotta keep it up. Saying stupid things. Remember all of your constituents are mostly naggars and very stupid. So you’ve got nothing to lose. I’ve got your back. Bye the way, nice face lift, and your tits look nice too. Little saggy though, perhaps a boob belt? Now Nanc don’t get me wrong. I’m looking at your eyes. not your tits. And your mouth, Jesus Nanc do you use Polident too? Like me? We have so much in common
Now Remember Your Name Is Nancy Pelosiā¦And the President is Mean !!!
And it’s President Trump….President Trump….President Trump.
I recommend Depends. Better fit and more absorbent than the other leading brand.
He’s asking her if it’s ridiculous to only dye the top of his head and not the sides too.
The Exercismo 5000 is way better than that last piece of crap I had-
All those rubber band things, and handles. Don’t get me started
“Acme makes the best damn drool cups on the market.”
Aricept and Namenda
I gave McCain the same bottle of pills.
“Vegas has your tit’s down to your belly button and the odds are 4/5….I’m waiting for the down to your knee odds…
Okay, all set up. Monday night…Reno….Dusty Door Motel… Hwy 8. Room 69. And can you bring that strap-on thingy like last time?
Just blame it on a home exercise machine used by cowboy poets.
” Your are Married to Al Franken “
“Dusty Door Motel”
WTF, have you been spying on me? LOL. Honestly I think I’ve stayed there. But it was North Shore Tahoe.
If you mix viagra into your face cream…
You forgot to put my balls back in my underwear!
I’ll sick my brother on you if you don’t, you see my face?
I Have A Flute to Play Nance !
OOOHH are you the Pied Piper ?
Look. You go out there and tell those idiots that God has no idea what he’s talking about. You-n-me. We got this under control. We sold out souls to the devil along time ago and we owe him big time. Remember, God and that ‘Churches thing’ are all wrong. Trust me. The more we lose in the womb the more we win in the elections. God has no idea what he’s talking about. You with me?
How about a hand job? And it’s got to be affordable. Affordable. Affordable.
Does it really matter what advice he gives her? As if either of them will remember it 5 minutes later…
Don’t worry, we have more guns than the public.
I can fix you up with a neat slightly used piece of exercise equipment š
You Can’t Understand Normal Thinking.