A tourist in Cancun went to pee in the Nichupte Lagoon when a crocodile came up to him and bit his arm clean off.
As the man was relieving himself, the croc jumped out of the water and bit his forearm off at the elbow. He was able to get away from the scaly beast after a struggle.
Coulda been worse.
South of Sarasota Florida is Myakka State Park. Beautiful park full of ginormous gators.
All protected by full force of government.
There’s a gorgeous swimming lake there, with all the amenities, always full of families with small children.
Two signs side by side: one has the usual Rules For Safe Swimming. The other sign is that schizophrenic State sign warning you of the presence of dangerous lethal Alligators, while threatening severe criminal punishment if you are attacked and, in self defense, you “molest or disturb” that protected species that’s eating your child alive.
He probably mis judged his launch. He was aiming for the lure the guy was dangling.
@Bongopoofter July 5, 2017 at 5:12 pm
The ghost of Charles Darwin disagrees with you.
Damn, boy, just knock ’em in the head with a stump.
I’m thinking a lot of beer was involved.
@amos Moses.
Hahaha. First thing I thought of.
BWAAHAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHAAAAAA!
“You gotta get My arm back”
“relax Sir, were taking You to the Hospital”
“You gotta get My Arm back”
” Sir, relax…were trying to save your life…what the hell is so
important about Your arm????”
“My hand still has My dick in it”
That’s worse than the Tales from the ER last evening wherein a stoner dude had his ah stuff stuck in Coleman camping stove. This happened after he listened to his stoner gf who encouraged him to “put it through the hole”. With the promise of then receiving a Lewinsky.
“This is a 42-toothed crocodile and it’ll bite your arm clean off. Now you gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky?”
Gee, that’s a mighty stiff (hehe) fine for peeing in the lagoon.
If some asshole tourist pissed in my living room, I’d probably do the same.
Meanwhile Hannibal’s not impressed:
http://weknowmemes.com/2014/08/getting-real-sick-of-your-shit-carl/
bcattin, ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And you owe me a new monitor. ;–)
What don’t you understand about: “DO NOT FEED the ANIMALS” ?
Damn Tourists.
Talk about a Johnny Cash Gone Bad !
I Bet he Did More than Piss in that Lagoon !
Even the Mexicans don’t like it when foreigners pee all over the place
Instant karma