Oregon man must register as a sex offender after assaulting a chicken

37 Comments on Oregon man must register as a sex offender after assaulting a chicken

1. Another Obama-Hilary voter.

2. Sorry Oregon: nuts and fruit Governor

3. Here she is telling the others about her trauma:
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS_LK-dxR2g

4. Will the chicken get a free Oregon abortion? The governor just signed a bill that gives free abortions to everyone.

5. You’re supposed to choke the chicken. not bugger the banty.

6. I understand he is not allowed within 100 yards of a KFC.

7. What a vile creature. Of course he should be registered. Anyone who does THAT to an innocent animal, will definitely hurt a child or another adult.

8. Shit like this may just make me change my AVATAR!

9. WHy did the pervert cross the road?

   Because his junk was stuck in the chicken.

10. I guess that makes him the Chick-fil-R of the Chick-fil-A. Even the cows couldn’t look.

11. He may have found an alternative to all the leftie women out there.

12. There is simply nothing to be said about a meth head boning live chickens.

    If that isn’t rock bottom I don’t what is.

13. But chikins need luvin too.

    This message brought to you by the Chic-fil-A cows.

14. So I thumped a little antifa fag in Portland because he was messin’ with my Trump sticker. Gave him ample opportunity to explain and apologize before decking the little prick. Does that mean I’m going on some chicken shit list?

15. I didn’t know they allowed chickens in Portland

16. I blame Ian Dury and the Blockheads who I am listening to at this moment.

    Sex and Drugs and Rhode Island Reds.

17. I killed a guy for pissing on my Truck, and You !
    I Fucked a Chicken !

18. Clapton. I fucked the chicken but I did not bone the deputy.

19. He does look a little cock eyed….

20. I suppose a duck was not available?

21. True story… Worked with this guy (Call him Steve) that told fantastic stories… Had this fantastic life.. Now he works as an attendant in the hospital. The joke was always “You’re not going to believe the story he told this time”…

    Dude was nothing short of pathological liar… Still entertaining…

    Was off a few days and returned to this. Coworkers said you’re not going to believe the story Steve told us last night… “He said his best friend had sex with a chicken, but we believe it was Steve”.. Before they could say further I said “I believe it was Steve too”. Then they explained. “You should have seen the gleam in his eye as he told this story”. Another co-worker chimed in and said, “Then there was the way he held his hands as she spoke”……

    I said, “I didn’t see the gleam in his eyes or the way he held his hands but I still believe it was Steve that had sex with a that chicken”…

    “You’re my best friend, I’m going to tell YOU that I had sex with a chicken?”

22. How small is your ding-a-ling that you can bang poultry?

23. Chicken Dickin requires a paltry pecker. No experience but I’m running low on meth
    Just a guess.

24. http://southpark.cc.com/clips/103402/chicken-sex

25. When in prison, he is an ideal candidate for islamic conversion, i.e. low IQ and has sex with animals.

26. I just have to turn my mind off, I refuse to believe some dick-wad has run afoul of simple basic human survival that includes feathered fornication.

27. I did something a hell of a lot worse to a chicken just about an hour ago. Put it in a microwave oven for about a minute and then literally pulled the skin off one of its breasts and ate the fast twitch pectoral muscles underneath .. along with some rice and pinto beans.

    Good thing I dont live in Oregon

28. chuffed-beyond-words

    How do you know that Chicken was innocent? Looks like a slut to me. Which reminds me about the difference between erotic and perverted. Erotic you use a feather, perverted you use the entire chicken.

29. Dickin’ the chicken!

30. Perhaps said chicken was queer. Watcha’gon do now, PETA?

31. Authorities noted that fowl play is suspected.

32. What if he was turned down by all the goats and depressed?

    Must have been a real good looking eggplant.

33. May the chicken pox be upon him.

34. Hope he had the decency to give her a ride home after.

35. With all the julia child videos on youtube about the proper way to stuff a chicken, there’s just no excuse for this.

36. I was lured on by a chicken … wunce … she was a cute l’il silky .. white feathers … ;… a coq a vin way about the way she walked ………a kinda swayin her hips an always peckin at stuff – lite, easy kinda pekkin …..

    Pekin ma pekkar! soda speek! Ell I housdn’t git into too many dietaals ……

37. So can we now lay to rest the age-old question of why the chicken crossed the road?