Stockton Mayor Michael Tubbs has condemned the violence in the city over the Fourth of July weekend, and now he’s looking at a few different ways to battle crime.
Between Monday and Wednesday night there were 4 homicides in Stockton, bringing the total number of people killed in the city this year to more than 24. —- more at KFI
If Stockton wants to pay me in advance not to shoot guns, I’d use it to buy more ammo and then drop the program.
Where do I sign up?
You never have too much ammo.
Do these people proofread their statements? We’ll pay you to not shoot someone? Ok. How much will you pay me to not rob a bank? Not raping your daughter?
This could be lucrative.
Idiotic.
Well the smart guys going to throw a party for the recipients of the money, shoot them, and take the cash.
I haven’t shot anyone all day. How much does Stockton owe me so far?
What’s it worth to me, by the hour?
I’m not planning to shoot anyone tonight, either. Does that qualify as Overtime?
@Rufus T Firefly, don’t forget to add night differential and hazard pay if you drive at night through high crime areas and fail, excuse me, avoid shooting anyone.
@cowgirl, this opens a whole new economy.
Will all the non-shooters count as Newly Employed?
Holiday pay? Night pay? If you have a lot of guns and ammo, do you earn more for Not Shooting than a guy who just owns one old surplus.38?
If I’m on Vacation or scheduled days off, is it OK to shoot somebody on my own time?
If I do shoot somebody, don’t I still get paid up to the moment I pull the trigger?
Lots of questions. Enquiring minds.
conservative cowgirl in the sand,
Shoot last, collect more money.
Damn, I left too early…MO’MONEY, MO’MONEY, MO’MONEY!!!
Brad& Rufus: 😂
Ain’t no way I’m even thinking about going to commiepornia.
Not a chance.
We are already paying them to shoot each other. Welfare keeps them in the ghetto. Of course, now pay them not to shoot each other.
How about we stop paying them altogether and watch the progress?
I thought this guy got busted for DUI some time back? Wondering why he is still mayor?
I know he replaced a guy who’s currently under felony indictment that tried to purchase a handgun from ME at me place of employment while under said felony indictment.
The douchebaggery is STRONG in my hometown.