Let the jokes begin.
KIRO7:
A man who told police he took five times the recommended dosage of erectile dysfunction medication was arrested for DUI after investigators said he crashed into a Seattle parking garage.
Officers, who did not smell the odor of intoxicants from the man or his vehicle, arrested the Mercer Island man believing he was possibly under the influence of prescription drugs, according to an incident report.
At the hospital, the suspect “made statements to officers about taking a generic version of ‘Viagra,’” according to a police incident report. The 59-year-old Mercer Island man “told officers that he took five pills when the bottle said to only take one.” MORE
h/t Rodger.
…took five times the recommended dosage of erectile dysfunction medication was arrested for DUI after investigators said he crashed into a Seattle parking garage.
Clearly he didn’t notice the parking garage.
Sometimes the loss of vision and hearing is all you need to cure ED.
…after investigators said he crashed into a Seattle parking garage.
Specifically, what crashed into the parking garage?
He thought his car was a stick shift.
That’s as clean as I can manage because my mind is dwelling on that ‘erection lasting more than 4 hours’ business.
Was He Steering with His Hands or His Middle Knee ?
DWOO – Driving while otherwise occupied
All of the comments on this have made me laugh so hard I have tears in my eyes. You ‘bonerheads’ have made me choke on my beer, and that’s unacceptable, I may have wasted a couple of tablespoons of good IPA.
At least he doesn’t suffer from Hillaryitis – electile dysfunction.
In the real world he should be given a stiff sentence for the crime of driving under the influence of too much Viagra.
He was imitating OJ
Sounds like he confused those supersized Xanax tablets for “generic Viagra.”
Hey, they’re both blue….
He let his buddy Johnson take the wheel.
“When the cops arrived, he kept saying “The steering wheel’s stuck, it won’t turn”
Who needs the Club?
Had to be a convertible with the top down…
Damn the torpedo’s and full speed ahead.
So now he’s a hardened criminal?
He better hope it wears off by the time he goes to jail.
Did he think that he was Superman by taking that much Viagra?
His third member must have hit the accelerator.
Coppers need to go after the real criminals. Stop targeting the poor working stiff!
I had a viagra pill stuck in my throat. Had a stiff neck for hours.
Elvis, on how many Viagra tabs to take
Well it’s one for your honey
Two for the flow
Three to hold steady
Now go, Coot, go
But dont you ..
OD that blue steel pill
You can do anything
But lay off of that blue steel pill
Sentence will include hard labor.
When they arrested him they couldn’t get him on his stomach to handcuff him. kept rolling over.
Look – no hands!