Big Hollywood:
Manhattan state Supreme Court Judge Gerald Leibovitz issued an order this week halting the auction of some of pop star Madonna’s most personal possessions, inducing a pair of previously worn underwear, a love letter from her ex-boyfriend and late rapper Tupac Shakur, and a hairbrush.
Gotta Have It! Collectibles is now forced to pull some 22 items belonging to the Material Girl from its rock-‘n’-roll-themed online auction, which is scheduled for Wednesday.
“The fact that I have attained celebrity status as a result of success in my career does not obviate my right to maintain my privacy, including with regard to highly personal items,” Madonna said, according to court documents obtained by the Associated Press. “I understand that my DNA could be extracted from a piece of my hair. It is outrageous and grossly offensive that my DNA could be auctioned for sale to the general public.”
Madonna’s DNA? “Private”?
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!
Didn’t she offer to blow everyone that voted for Hillary? Why would she care if someone gets to sniff her filthy panties?
Can you imagine being so demented as to bid on them?
Auctioning off her used panties is a good way to spread bedbugs around.
Gross.
Her DNA is about as private as Bill Clintons.
Remember when Bill Clinton tried to wrote off his used undies? Comingling his with Madonna’s underwear would be a challenge for the most powerful anti-biotic to cure the outcome and then maybe not.
The panties were confiscated and sent to USAMRIID and a biosafety level 4 laboratory at Ft. Detrick. Technicians in positive pressure suits are swabbing sections and placing samples into growth media as we speak.
Maybe they will find a cure for weaponized crotch in time to save us.
Bill and Hillary donated their old undies as a tax write off.
Imagine that?
If Madonna had as many pricks coming out of her as she has had in her, she would be a porcupine.
With every pair of her used panties, you buy you get a free Obamacare plan!
Vermin Control – I guess this is an entirely different Hot Zone. I’ll steer clear.
Can hazardous waste be auctioned off?
Her underwear should have its own zip code.
What did the blind man say as he walked by the fish market?
(Hi girls)
What did the blind man say as he held madonna’s soiled panties?
(you fill in the blanks)
The health department had to have an issue with the panties.
If you Moisten the Panties, Life Forms Emerge Like Pop Rocks Sizzling !
Hey, for all we know, humanity just dodged a bullet.
What if the epidemic began with maddona’s panties being weaponized by a foreign government?
So Madonna has no problem with me keeping her panties if there is no dna? Reminds me of Chuck Berry’s song, just substitute DNA for ding a ling and follow the bouncing ball.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI
How did the auctioneer get them in the first place?
Carter: If I’d have known you were a virgin Madonna I would have taken my time.
Madonna: If you would have taken your time Carter I would have taken off my panties.
Looks like it’s back to the LL Bean cataloque for Christmas gifts.
Her panties should be quarantined by the department of health and human services. FEMA should also be placed on alert 🚨.
Her underwear could prove to be a treasure trove to the Dept of entomology at any university. Larval casings etc could lead to the discovery of new species.
Whoever bids on them should insist they include the traffic controller.