Patriot Retort:
From the crack news team that brought you the explosive IceCreamGate, we now have PetGate!
Stop the presses! Begin the impeachment process!
PetGate will sink Trump’s presidency!
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Cillizza ?
So he is back to journalism after his ‘ask me anything’ disaster ?
Some people have the intellect of a potato chip.
Chris Cillizza you are Trumps pet you pussy!
Germophobes are probably not really big on the dirty, smelly mess that pets are. Probably not really big on groping strange, either. But that’s another story.
I don’t own a pet. I don’t have time for a pet, nor do I want the expense of owning a pet. Kenneling a dog is quite expensive, and it has forced some hotels to accept dogs in their rooms, but the owner pays dearly for it. Trump can well afford a dog, but does it make sense to own one? Trump is meticulous, I saw a youtube video of his Trump airliner. The pilot has to make sure every thing is perfect inside the seating area. No dogs for Trump. Furthermore I hate the grieving process whenever we lost our fur babies. Trump is not your mainstream pet President. When Barron is old enough to own a pet and take care of it on his own instead of a nanny, then he should own one. No private jet just for the dog like the Obama’s did.
If Trump did get a pet, what would it be?
I’d like to see him get a pet anaconda who he would allow to roam the WH press room.
He was going to get one, but PETA euthanized them all before he could choose.
Abigail, I think JTucker/Stalker/Saul Alinsky had it right another thread: a Chris Cillizard
I thought that the liberal environmental wackos told us we can “own” a pet
A more interesting inquiry would be where are the Obama dogs?!!! It is easy to get a pet, caring for them for the entire duration of their life is the commitment. It is cruel to adopt and then dump when they are no longer young or useful to your image.
“…where are the Obama dogs?!!!”
They’re at Kalorama Kastle. Although one is about to start at Harvard.
Every single crybaby liberal snowflake is DJT’s pet. Well trained, too. He’s got them all rolling over on command.
CNN is his bitch, that is for sure.
Silly CNN twit, Trump doesn’t have a pet because he’s too busy trying to MAGA!
Someone needs to get Cillizza a private room for him and his Obama blow-up doll.
He would get another but the last time he grabbed a pussy all hell broke loose.
Obama didn’t have a pet until 14 months after inauguration, so there is that factoid. SillyLizza. I don’t think Trump will get a pet but so what?
I have a friend who was an Army nurse for 3 years at the White House, Clinton made the Secret Service walk his dog (that later was killed by a car because no one cared) and Bush walked his own dogs.
Mr. Trump will do as he damn well pleases.
If he wants a pet he will get one.
He will not get one to please the Pomeranians in the Press Corps
Well, BFH, it is time to run the pic again, that proves he has a pet Honey Badger.
I have that framed pic right in my dining room under a replica of Our Lady of Guadalupe, where libs can see it while at the buffet table. It will be moved to the next honored place above my piano when I get the floating glass shelves installed.
At a recent party, my Trumpster relatives caught the libs staring at the pic and had to exit to another room brcause the Trumpsters couldn’t contain their laughing.
Actually, he DOES own a pet. It’s a vicious snarling cur named Jim Acosta.
I think a Russian Wolfhound (Borzoi) would be a great choice for Trump. The media would go crazy!
Has anyone seen Bo and Sunny since the Obungholes left the Whitehouse. Poor animals were treated as props and then discarded when no longer convenient. Better that PDT not get a pet than get one as a political prop.
For pure symbolism, DJT couldn’t do better than have a pile of pet rocks…of just the right size for throwing at fake news reporters.
When will these MSM fuckers stop playing this insipid game of trivial pursuit and act like adults?
A Blue Faced Mandrill would also set a fine tone.
Trump ‘OWNS’ the media, they are his pets.
He has them trained to chase squirrels…can’t keep them from eating their own feces though.
I think Trump should show off his shit-flinging gorilla to the press.
He’s working on it!
First, he has to finish breaking CNN before he can put a saddle on it.
Trump does have a pet, everybody knows about his Attack Twitter Bird.
President Trump does not have one of those, Corona. Those were instead the stock-in-trade of the previous administration.
Bo and Sunny are packed away with the styrofoam Grecian pillars