Breitbart: The owners of the largest alligator adventure park in southeast Texas says that more than 350 of their alligators have escaped and are outside of the sanctuary because of Hurricane Harvey-related flooding. There are other reptiles loose within the facility.
“Gator Country Adventure Park,” in Beaumont on FM 365 houses over 450 American alligators, crocodiles, venomous snakes, and other reptiles.
OH 💩…
What kind of adventures do their alligators enjoy? This is quite the concept. Never really thought about alligators having their own amusement park but then again, we are building a dog park here in our little town.
That Would a Problem For Stranded Folks ! I See A Jaws Like Movie on the Horizon… Opportunists !
If this storm ends up anything like Katrina they’ll have plenty to eat.
A new movie “Gatornado”
As apposed to the “gaynado” we’ve been having.
recapture and relocate them to the Rio Grande.
better call Troy
Coming to a golf course near you.
“Gatorricane”?
Just take gators off the Protected List. Make it legal, again, to shoot on sight.
Good public safety. And good warm up for handling other Undesirable Life Forms.
Go Texas.
Well, that should take care of any dogs asshole owners left tied to posts…
Free shoes and suitcases.
I wonder if the Dindunufings will loot the alligator farm?
Nothing in the news about looting. I guess there is no looting.
Damn. Shoulda bought new seta boots before price increase.
450 gators and venomous snakes! What could possibly go wrong?
Then, there’s this; large chem plant’s chemicals go splodey when notrefrigerated….
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/08/29/texas-chemical-plant-in-critical-condition-raising-possibility-of-explosion/?utm_term=.c6c7c1492ff7.