Whenever we called over to the laboratory, the manager would always answer the phone: “Lab”.
One day I called over there and of course he answered “Lab”
I said: “Yeah Lab, Dachshund here. Just wanted to let you know the Purina truck just showed up”
We got a good laugh out of it.
Had a neighbor who had a lab he trained to fetch certain “adult” beverages – he’d yell the dogs name, say “fetch,” and wait for a section or two and say, “lab it on over here.”
It worked well and the dog loved the attention he received from everybody.
We still use the term “to lab it” around here.
Dogs are wonderful and a heck of a lot more useful than cats.
I had a boonie dog in the 90’s that liked to knock beers over and lick it up. The bottles pissed me off.
And Pat says to Mike:
Ya know Mike I think I’ll buy a Labador.
And Mike says to Pat:
Are ya fooken crazy man? Can’t ya see that people who own labadors
go blind?
I wanted a chocolate lab but couldn’t afford it so I got a meth lab instead.
Whenever we called over to the laboratory, the manager would always answer the phone: “Lab”.
One day I called over there and of course he answered “Lab”
I said: “Yeah Lab, Dachshund here. Just wanted to let you know the Purina truck just showed up”
We got a good laugh out of it.
Had a neighbor who had a lab he trained to fetch certain “adult” beverages – he’d yell the dogs name, say “fetch,” and wait for a section or two and say, “lab it on over here.”
It worked well and the dog loved the attention he received from everybody.
We still use the term “to lab it” around here.
Dogs are wonderful and a heck of a lot more useful than cats.
I had a boonie dog in the 90’s that liked to knock beers over and lick it up. The bottles pissed me off.
And Pat says to Mike:
Ya know Mike I think I’ll buy a Labador.
And Mike says to Pat:
Are ya fooken crazy man? Can’t ya see that people who own labadors
go blind?
I wanted a chocolate lab but couldn’t afford it so I got a meth lab instead.
That’s a Cat Scan.