Swedish Scientists have discovered that farting shellfish are contributing vast amounts of greenhouse gases. They’re spewing out methane and nitrous oxide, two nasty agents behind climate change that have a warming potential of 28 and 265 times more than carbon dioxide respectively.
DAMN those selfish shellfish!
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finally! some good ‘climate change’ bullcrap I can use!
I pledge to eat as much shellfish as I possibly can & do my part to rid the planet of these noxious creatures … yum!
… no need to thank me ….
damn, i knew there had to be a downside to nitrous oxide…
I blame the bivalves. Cuz they have two valves. Crustaceans are in the clear.
Oysters, mussels and clams are fart factories.
They are not scientists.
“Global warming?” Eh..I fart in your general direction.
The ‘Bearded Clam’ pled the 5th….
You mean the queefth, willysgoatgruff.
So, the creatures of the earth are going to render life impossible for the creatures of the earth?
Ever ask yourself why the Ocean is salty? It’s those damn Whales. Your typical blue whale produces more than 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates. That’s why I never go into the ocean.
I pledge to do my best by joining others here to save the planet by eating as many shellfish as I can afford.
I think it’s my duty. Yes. With lots of butter. uh huh.
So, are they coming to the surface and farting, cause I never see bubbles rise and pop?
They keep moving the goalposts on this subject. Is it my truck, my meat eating, my cattle or my dogs?
What’s next with these f*ing idiots?
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/10/26/child-with-cerebral-palsy-reportedly-faces-deportation-after-surgery.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+foxnews%2Fpolitics+%28Internal+-+Politics+-+Text%29
The lib go nuts
@ Thirdtwin…yes, the queefth….some actually sound like trombones….
@BBrad ~ I always thought the ocean is salty because of that old joke who’s punchline goes: “Now I’ll never get that smell out of those fish!”
btw, how do you know that whale sperm is salty? …. wait … maybe I don’t think I want to know … 😛
So what is their remedy to irradiating creatures who have been around since time began? Isn’t it funny, Climate whatever-the-new-name-is has as many changes and lives, as HRC has excuses.
I have personally witnessed a Bearded Clam smoke a cigarette and blow smoke rings….their pollution can be endless….
The Internet is never wrong my friend.
https://www.thoughtco.com/why-is-the-ocean-salty-whale-sperm-4046178
It matters not to me. I eat no sea bugs.
400 pounds? That’s like a 55 gallon drum. That’s a little bit gross.
Joe it’s much worse, it’s like 8 55 gallon drums. You know that white foamy stuff you occasionally see on the shore line of your island? Yep, whale cum.
Holy crap! I misread that. I thought I saw 400 pounds. 400 gallons? I guess that’s how they got their name.
Nuke every person and every animal and every insect on the planet. You’re still left with the largest greenhouse gas: Water Vapor.
Those Conservative Lobsters , are so busy cleaning the OCEAN that they didn’t have time to listen to Liberals Whine !!!
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400 gallons!!!!
Now we know why Barack loved his Hawaii vacations so much.