CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY ATTEMPTS TO ‘SAVE AMERICA’ BY OBSTRUCTING BORDER WALL – IOTW Report

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY ATTEMPTS TO ‘SAVE AMERICA’ BY OBSTRUCTING BORDER WALL

Daily Caller:

In an effort to halt the construction of President Trump’s proposed $20 billion border wall, the company behind the popular party game Cards Against Humanity (CAH) purchased land across the U.S.-Mexico border. 

In an announcement released Wednesday on its website, CAH announced it has purchased “a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.”

The announcement was released in conjunction with a holiday promotion called “Cards Against Humanity Saves America.”

The promotion promises to “send six America-saving surprises” to people who pay CAH $15. The promotion, which has already ended due to the “surprises” selling out, promises “It will be fun, it will be weird, and if you voted for Trump, you might want to sit this one out.”

Participants of the promotion will “get an illustrated map of the land, a certificate of our promise to fight the wall, some new cards, and a few other surprises,” the website states.

After calling the President a “preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans,” CAH claims it is saving America from “Injustice, lies, racism, the whole enchilada” – an unexpectedly racist and culturally appropriative remark for a virtue-signal of this magnitude.

Continuing the heavy anti-Trump sentiment, the website calls the President a liar in its FAQ section before explaining the company would “like to cancel the 2016 election.”

CAH promises the “surprises” will not contain “sexual content, graphic violence, or footage of Donald Trump watching Russian prostitutes urinate on a bed Obama slept in,” however, they will contain “naughty words.”

Fox Business reports Mary Ann Mendoza, the mother of a police officer who died as a direct result of an illegal immigrant who was “three times the legal limit drunk and high on meth,” lambasted CAH and its attempt to obstruct the border wall. Read more

16 Comments on CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY ATTEMPTS TO ‘SAVE AMERICA’ BY OBSTRUCTING BORDER WALL

  1. Fine. Build the wall right up to the property line on either side and let that property become a gateway for thousands of illegals attempting to sneak into the country. Hope they like cleaning up trash.

  2. What a waste of time and money. What makes CAH think they have the right to impose their opinion on everyone else. I don’t need someone to save me, I’m quite capable of taking care of myself. Fortunately this action will be only a speed bump. The wheels of government, or justice for that matter, turn slowly, but once started they are almost impossible to stop. It sounds to me like someone has been doing entirely too much cocaine.

  3. The same people who think they can stop the wall by buying a couple hundred feet out of a thousand miles of border, also think they can control the climate with cow farts and and fix the ozone hole with hairspray. So you don’t need to send them any money, lefties. It’s the thought that counts.

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