Now, we encourage their mental problems.
Breitbart: Woman Becomes ‘Engaged’ to Chandelier-
A woman has become “engaged” to her favorite chandelier, according to a report.
33-year-old Amanda Liberty from Leeds, England, reportedly proposed to the chandelier on Valentine’s Day, however she will be “continuing an open relationship with the rest of her collection of 25 chandeliers,” according to Inside Edition.
“You can’t control who you fall in love with and things just went from there,” explained Liberty, who added that she saw her “fiancée” Lumiere on eBay last year.
Inside Edition reported, “The nearly 30-inch wide chandelier is an antique and had to be shipped over from Germany,” and, “Although Lumiere is the only chandelier that wears a ring,” Liberty “loves all the light fixtures in her collection.”
“I couldn’t stop thinking about her and how beautiful she was — she has such a beautiful shape, and I could feel really amazing energy coming from her,” she proclaimed. “Although I knew it would be tricky to get her home, I knew I needed to find a way to make her mine.”
“None of my chandeliers are jealous of each other, they understand that I love them all for all of their different personalities,” Liberty concluded. “For example, I love kissing and cuddling Lumiere, but I sleep with Jewel every night, as she is portable and very nice to cuddle.”
Liberty, who reportedly identifies as “objectum sexual,” first fell in love with a drum set at 14-years-old, and was previously in a relationship with the Statue of Liberty, “for which she legally changed her name in 2010.” read more
Abnormal is the new normal.
Well, I have a gun that I’ve been thinking about proposing to. You’re all invited.
my lamp talks to me, but never proposed.
She’s just poking fun at Life so if she costs me nothing, then nothings really lost here !
Crazy on freaky British lady, you go – go on to the Stars if you want, just leave me out of it !
You’ve got to be shitting me
“…however she will be “continuing an open relationship with the rest of her collection of 25 chandeliers”???
You SLUT!!!
Guess she met the light of her life. News like this really brightens my day. Absolutely electrifying. Love like this couldn’t be more crystal clear.
Don’t listen to this if you want to sleep tonight…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b07-yKnKRMQ
I do love my Watch, and it’s always with me plus it’s sort of jewelry so I wouldn’t have to buy a Ring !!!
33?
How about 43
Mentally ill and proud
Plantsman….now, you know it’s time to buy the ring….
She never understood what stay away from the light meant.
Well, how the hell will this end, since marriage is out, unless the lamp can blink it’s answers to the vows. Blood tests? Signatures for paperwork? I think the looney if barking up the wrong lamp post. Perhaps her collection fell on her all at once and damaged her pea brain. Her light is on, but nobody is home.
I understand the attraction. The light and her teeth are the same shade of yellow.
She needs to play You Light Up My Life by Debbie Boone at the wedding. I hate that song.
I’d be willing to bet that her favorite band is Electric Light Orchestra.
The real question is, what was the chandelier’s reply?
It’s sa girl chandelier—- just to make it extra special! How long before we are all supposed to pretend that this is not only normal but far superior to normal behavior?
Let’s hope her love story doesn’t end like that woman who married herself and then cheated.
How do you cheat on yourself? Who you gonna cheat with? If that was the case she must have multiple personalities she could cheat with, sort of like Sybil.
Geoff, ”it’s complicated”! Here’s the story -> http://www.dailywire.com/news/22863/feminist-marries-herself-then-cheats-herself-amanda-prestigiacomo
And who gets custody of all the wedding gifts etc. if you marry yourself? And if you live in a joint custody state, does the state get to keep half of it?
LOL Brad, you beat me to it!
This is one pathetic story. NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!
Does she get banged at 186,282 mps?
I’d marry my lawnmower but my weed trimmer would be very jealous.
Well, at least she won’t be able to reproduce.
Billy Fuster, if you have to choose between the lawnmower and the weed trimmer (I can’t see why you can’t marry both), I’d say you marry the trimmer. Those things look menacing, I wouldn’t want to make it angry.
I believe in medical treatment for these wackos. Medicine has come a long way and should be pretty effective if the idiots take it as prescribed.
As long as she doesn’t sing “You light up my life” to it constantly – that would be weird.