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Knife-a-holics Anonymous

Patriot Retort: Maybe it’s because I’m not a Brit, but I find this whole knife thing really bizarre.

Did you know there’s a website called Knifefree?

It’s operated by the UK Home Office and perusing the site, I couldn’t help but feel like I was reading a parody.

“Join millions of young people living knife free.”

What are they doing — snorting the knives?

It sounds like an anti-drug campaign.

Like Knife-a-holics Anonymous.

Here, let me give you just a flavor of this website:

99% of young people in England and Wales live knife free. And, while those that carry often claim to do it to feel safer, carrying a knife can get you into dangerous situations.

Even if you can avoid the violence, there are severe emotional, personal and legal consequences that can come from knife carrying. This site will help you get information on knife carrying, its effects, and how to make the right decisions.

If you carry a knife, it’s never too late to make a positive change in your life. Going knife free takes courage, but the benefits are real. Join the millions of young people who live knife free.

If you’ve considered carrying a knife – or are already carrying – there are things you need to think about. While some people and places make you feel like you need to carry, it’s never worth it.

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18 Comments on Knife-a-holics Anonymous

  1. Due to the preponderance of fist fighting it has been mandated by your masters that all subjects shall have their hands removed. That fistfights are usually preceded by ill advised word exchange, tongues will also be removed.

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  2. this idiocy reminds me a couple of quotes from yet another lousy Kevin Costner movie: ‘Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves’ where Alan Rickman stole the show as the Sheriff of Nottingham

    Sheriff of Nottingham: “Locksley. I’ll cut your heart out with a spoon.”
    Guy of Gisborne: “Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?”
    Sheriff of Nottingham: “Because it’s DULL, you twit. It’ll hurt more.”

    Sheriff of Nottingham: [later, after he stabs Sir Guy of Gisborn] “At least I didn’t use a spoon.”

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  3. I have had a knife of some sorts since I
    was 8 years old.I carried a knife to school
    every day from 8th thru 12th.I carry a SOG quick
    flip folder with a honed 5″ blade.37 years of
    carrying a knife and I never ever pulled it on someone
    or threatened another man,woman or child.

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  4. Hi, I’m Gomez and I have a knife problem……………
    Isn’t that the way it will work with KA?
    Sorry, I think I’ll keep the knives I have, maybe even pick up a few more 😉

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  5. I see a contest coming up: replace “knife” with some innocuous device and see how it reads…
    “99% of young people in England and Wales live dildo free. And, while those that masturbate often claim to do it to feel safer, plunging a dildo can get you into dangerous situations.”
    “If you’ve considered plunging a dildo – or are already masturbating – there are things you need to think about. While some people and places make you feel like you need to plunge a dildo, it’s never worth it.”

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  6. 99% of young people in England and Wales live wrapped entirely in Bubble wrap. And, while those that do this often claim to do it to feel safer, wrapping yourself entirely in Bubble wrap can get you into dangerous situations.
    Even if you can avoid the violence, there are severe emotional, personal and legal consequences that can come from wrapping yourself entirely in Bubble wrap . This site will help you get information on bubble wrap, its effects, and how to make the right decisions.
    If you wrap yourself entirely in Bubble wrap , it’s never too late to make a positive change in your life. Going Bubble wrap free takes courage, but the benefits are real. Join the millions of young people who live Bubble wrap free.
    If you’ve considered wrapping yourself entirely in Bubble wrap – or are already wrapped entirely in Bubble wrap– there are things you need to think about. While some people and places make you feel like you need to be a douche, it’s never worth it.

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  7. I carry two knives, one .380, better not to need them, than to need them and not have. Hope I never need them but I’m not going to be unarmed victim.
    My knife and gun are tools, nothing more, I don’t worship them.

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