Surgeons Remove Lighter From Man’s Stomach After 20 Years

25 Comments on Surgeons Remove Lighter From Man’s Stomach After 20 Years

1. I think I’ve seen this movie before. Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction.

   https://youtu.be/YFtHjV4c4uw

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2. Saw this homosexual warning from the 1950’s. Apparently homosexuals are dangerous
   mentally ill people. That’s not what I’m hearing today.
   https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MmqNiFJyI28

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3. Better a Zippo than a Hippo…. cuz one’s really heavy while the other’s a little lighter.

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4. ♫ “I don’t want to set the world on fire
   I just want to start
   A flame in your heart…” ♪

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5. Talk about building a better mouse trap regarding lighting farts.

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6. Hot pipes?

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7. BBG – We need to pass that one on to Johnny “Wetstart” McCain…

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8. Reports that the man is named Ron Son Yum are unconfirmed.

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9. People choke on olives. How is this possible?

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10. Accidentally swallowed a lighter?
    Huh?
    Is this a Chinese thing? Should they have a warning on them: “DO NOT PUT IN MOUTH?” (only in chinese, of course).
    Or did it fall into his Won Ton and he gulped it down before realizing?

    Chinks: You can dress em up, but you can’t take em out!

    izlamo delenda est …

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11. Update: The man has been identied as Zhi Po Chu.

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12. His kung fu nickname isn’t Grasshopper, it’s Cricket.

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13. Does it still work?

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14. Did they find the cigarettes too?

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15. How in the world do you swallow a Zippo?

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16. There’s a man in France that ate an entire 16.5 lb bicycle, this guys feat was a little lighter.

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17. Reminds me of the time I accidentally swallowed a ’67 VW Bug. These things happen.

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18. The heart burn must have been awful.

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19. One in a million shot, doc; one in a million.

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20. I didn’t know they had college fraternities in China.

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21. Was their a lifetime warranty?

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22. “I don’t want you to remove it Doc…Just replace the Flints”

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23. organgrinder at 2:30 pm

    “There’s a man in France that ate an entire 16.5 lb bicycle, this guys feat was a little lighter.”

    The fractels in plain sight. There is a Pic waiting ‘fur’ 52.
    So many elements here. Funny how this stuff works. Wait for it.

    Michel was a man of small doses, limiting his metal intake to a kilogram per day. It took him two years to eat an airplane. Here’s the full list of what he ate during his lifetime.

    18 Bicycles
    15 Shopping Carts
    8 Chandeliers
    7 Televisions
    2 Beds
    1 Pair of Skis
    1 Airplane
    1 Coffin
    1 Computer

    …and more than > 12,000 baguettes.

    ba-guette
    NOUN
    baguettes (plural noun)
    a long, narrow loaf of French bread.
    a gem, especially a diamond, cut in a long rectangular shape.
    “a baguette diamond”
    synonyms: gem · gemstone · precious stone · semiprecious stone · [more]stone · brilliant · baguette · cabochon · sparkler · rock · bijou

    Source: http://www.bing.com/search?q=baguette

    It’s a Sign Post up ahead…

    TasteY

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24. He lost a little weight but he is no lighter.

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25. I thought you was funnin us Mike. Talk about a cast iron stomach!

    http://tailgatefan.cbslocal.com/2012/10/01/michel-lotito-the-man-who-ate-an-airplane-and-everything-else/

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